Binny He didn't tell me his name, Miss, and when I haxed him for his card 'e said 'e had a whole pack in his valise, and if I 'ad a mine 'e'd play me a game of seven hup. He says he has come to stay, and he certainly looks as if he didn't mean to go. Flo That's him. Show him in, Mr. Binny. [Exit Binny, L. 3 E.] That's my American cousin, I know. Aug [Romantically.] Your American cousin. Oh, how delightfully romantic, isn't it, Capt. De Boots? [Comes down.] I can imagine the wild young hunter, with the free step and majestic mien of the hunter of the forest. Asa [Outside, L. 3 E.] Consarn your picture, didn't I tell you I was expected? You are as obstinate as Deacon Stumps' forelock, that wouldn't lie down and couldn't stand up. Would't pint forward and couldn't go backward. Enter Asa, L. 3 E., carrying a valise. Asa Where's the Squire? Flo Do you mean Sir Edward Trenchard, sir? Asa Yes. Flo He is not present, but I am his daughter. Asa Well, I guess that'll fit about as well if you tell this darned old shoat to take me to my room. Flo What does he mean by shoat? Binny [Taking valise.] He means me, mum; but what he wants-- Asa Hurry up, old hoss! Binny He calls me a 'oss, Miss, I suppose I shall be a hox next, or perhaps an 'ogg. Asa Wal, darn me if you ain't the consarnedest old shoat I ever did see since I was baptized Asa Trenchard. Flo Ah! then it is our American cousin. Glad to see you--my brother told us to expect you. Asa Wal, yes, I guess you do b'long to my family. I'm Asa Trenchard, born in Vermont, suckled on the banks of Muddy Creek, about the tallest gunner, the slickest dancer, and generally the loudest critter in the state. You're my cousin, be you? Wal, I ain't got no objections to kiss you, as one cousin ought to kiss another. Ver Sir, how dare you? Asa Are you one of the family? Cause if you ain't, you've got no right to interfere, and if you be, you needn't be alarmed, I ain't going to kiss you. Here's your young man's letter. [Gives letter and attempts to kiss her.] Flo In the old country, Mr. Trenchard, cousins content themselves with hands, but our hearts are with them. You are welcome, there is mine. [Gives her hand, which he shakes heartily.] Asa That'll do about as well. I won't kiss you if you don't want me to; but if you did, I wouldn't stop on account of that sailor man. [Business of Vernon threatening Asa.] Oh! now you needn't get your back up. What an all-fired chap you are. Now if you'll have me shown to my room, I should like to fix up a bit and put on a clean buzzom. [All start.] Why, what on earth is the matter with you all? I only spoke because you're so all-fired go-to-meeting like. Flo Show Mr. Trenchard to the red room, Mr. Binny, that is if you are done with it, Mr. Dundreary. Dun Yeth, Miss Florence. The room and I have got through with each other, yeth. [Asa and Dundreary see each other for the first time. Business of recognition, ad. lib.]