Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man — John Shaqi
Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
“Why—” wailed that hurt and astonished victim of ingratitude, Mr.
Guilfogle.
“I’ll leave the middle of June. That’s plenty of notice,” chirruped Mr.
Wrenn.
At five that evening Mr. Wrenn dashed up to the Brass-button Man at his
station before the Nickelorion, crying:
“Say! You come from Ireland, don’t you?”
“Now what would you think? Me—oh no; I’m a Chinaman from Oshkosh!”
“No, honest, straight, tell me. I’ve got a chance to travel. What d’yuh
think of that? Ain’t it great! And I’m going right away. What I wanted
to ask you was, what’s the best place in Ireland to see?”
“Donegal, o’ course. I was born there.”
Hauling from his pocket a pencil and a worn envelope, Mr. Wrenn
joyously added the new point of interest to a list ranging from Delagoa
Bay to Denver.
He skipped up-town, looking at the stars. He shouted as he saw the
stacks of a big Cunarder bulking up at the end of Fourteenth Street. He
stopped to chuckle over a lithograph of the Parthenon at the window of
a Greek bootblack’s stand. Stars—steamer—temples, all these were his.
He owned them now. He was free.
Lee Theresa sat waiting for him in the basement livingroom till
ten-thirty while he was flirting with trainboards at the Grand Central.
Then she went to bed, and, though he knew it not, that prince of
wealthy suitors, Mr. Wrenn, had entirely lost the heart and hand of
Miss Zapp of the F. F. V.
He stood before the manager’s god-like desk on June 14, 1910. Sadly:
“Good-by, Mr. Guilfogle. Leaving to-day. I wish—Gee! I wish I could
tell you, you know—about how much I appreciate—”
The manager moved a wire basket of carbon copies of letters from the
left side of his desk to the right, staring at them thoughtfully;
rearranged his pencils in a pile before his ink-well; glanced at the
point of an indelible pencil with a manner of startled examination;
tapped his desk-blotter with his knuckles; then raised his eyes. He
studied Mr. Wrenn, smiled, put on the look he used when inviting him
out for a drink. Mr. Guilfogle was essentially an honest fellow,
harshened by The Job; a well-satisfied victim, with the imagination
clean gone out of him, so that he took follow-up letters and the
celerity of office-boys as the only serious things in the world. He was
strong, alive, not at all a bad chap, merely efficient.
“Well, Wrenn, I suppose there’s no use of rubbing it in. Course you
know what I think about the whole thing. It strikes me you’re a fool to
leave a good job. But, after all, that’s your business, not ours. We
like you, and when you get tired of being just a bum, why, come back;
we’ll always try to have a job open for you. Meanwhile I hope you’ll
have a mighty good time, old man. Where you going? When d’yuh start
out?”
“Why, first I’m going to just kind of wander round generally. Lots of
things I’d like to do. I think I’ll get away real soon now…. Thank you
awfully, Mr. Guilfogle, for keeping a place open for me. Course I
prob’ly won’t need it, but gee! I sure do appreciate it.”
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