Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
“Say, I don’t believe you’re so plumb crazy about leaving us, after
all, now that the cards are all dole out. Straight now, are you?”
“Yes, sir, it does make me feel a little blue—been here so long. But
it’ll be awful good to get out at sea.”
“Yuh, I know, Wrenn. I’d like to go traveling myself—I suppose you
fellows think I wouldn’t care to go bumming around like you do and
never have to worry about how the firm’s going to break even. But—Well,
good-by, old man, and don’t forget us. Drop me a line now and then and
let me know how you’re getting along. Oh say, if you happen to see any
novelties that look good let us hear about them. But drop me a line,
anyway. We’ll always be glad to hear from you. Well, good-by and good
luck. Sure and drop me a line.”
In the corner which had been his home for eight years Mr. Wrenn could
not devise any new and yet more improved arrangement of the wire
baskets and clips and desk reminders, so he cleaned a pen, blew some
gray eraser-dust from under his iron ink-well standard, and decided
that his desk was in order; reflecting:
He’d been there a long time. Now he could never come back to it, no
matter how much he wanted to…. How good the manager had been to him.
Gee! he hadn’t appreciated how considerut Guilfogle was!
He started down the corridor on a round of farewells to the boys. “Too
bad he hadn’t never got better acquainted with them, but it was too
late now. Anyway, they were such fine jolly sports; they’d never miss a
stupid guy like him.”
Just then he met them in the corridor, all of them except Guilfogle,
headed by Rabin, the traveling salesman, and Charley Carpenter, who was
bearing a box of handkerchiefs with a large green-and-crimson-paper
label.
“Gov’nor Wrenn,” orated Charley, “upon this suspicious occasion we have
the pleasure of showing by this small token of our esteem our
’preciation of your untiring efforts in the investigation of Mortimer
R. Gugglegiggle of the Graft Trust and—
“Say, old man, joking aside, we’re mighty sorry you’re going
and—uh—well, we’d like to give you something to show we’re—uh—mighty
sorry you’re going. We thought of a box of cigars, but you don’t smoke
much; anyway, these han’k’chiefs’ll help to show—Three cheers for
Wrenn, fellows!”
Afterward, by his desk, alone, holding the box of handkerchiefs with
the resplendent red-and-green label, Mr. Wrenn began to cry.
He was lying abed at eight-thirty on a morning of late June, two weeks
after leaving the Souvenir Company, deliberately hunting over his
pillow for cool spots, very hot and restless in the legs and enormously
depressed in the soul. He would have got up had there been anything to
get up for. There was nothing, yet he felt uneasily guilty. For two
weeks he had been afraid of losing, by neglect, the job he had already
voluntarily given up. So there are men whom the fear of death has
driven to suicide.
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