Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man — John Shaqi
Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
He had no state-room, but was entitled to a place in a twelve-berth
room in the hold. Here large farmers without their shoes were grumpily
talking all at once, so he returned to the deck; and the rest of the
night, while the other passengers snored, he sat modestly on a canvas
stool, unblinkingly gloating over a sea-fabric of frosty blue that was
shot through with golden threads when they passed lighthouses or ships.
At dawn he was weary, peppery-eyed, but he viewed the flooding light
with approval.
At last, Boston.
The front part of the shipping-office on Atlantic Avenue was a
glass-inclosed room littered with chairs, piles of circulars, old
pictures of Cunarders, older calendars, and directories to be ranked as
antiques. In the midst of these remains a red-headed Yankee of forty,
smoking a Pittsburg stogie, sat tilted back in a kitchen chair, reading
the Boston _American_. Mr. Wrenn delivered M. Baraieff’s letter and
stood waiting, holding his suit-case, ready to skip out and go aboard a
cattle-boat immediately.
The shipping-agent glanced through the letter, then snapped:
“Bryff’s crazy. Always sends ’em too early. Wrenn, you ought to come to
me first. What j’yuh go to that Jew first for? Here he goes and sends
you a day late—or couple days too early. ’F you’d got here last night I
could ’ve sent you off this morning on a Dominion Line boat. All I got
now is a Leyland boat that starts from Portland Saturday. Le’s see;
this is Wednesday. Thursday, Friday—you’ll have to wait three days. Now
you want me to fix you up, don’t you? I might not be able to get you
off till a week from now, but you’d like to get off on a good boat
Saturday instead, wouldn’t you?”
“Oh yes; I _would_. I—”
“Well, I’ll try to fix it. You can see for yourself; boats ain’t
leaving every minute just to please Bryff. And it’s the busy season.
Bunches of rah-rah boys wanting to cross, and Canadians wanting to get
back to England, and Jews beating it to Poland—to sling bombs at the
Czar, I guess. And lemme tell you, them Jews is all right. They’re
willing to pay for a man’s time and trouble in getting ’em fixed up,
and so—”
With dignity Mr. William Wrenn stated, “Of course I’ll be glad
to—uh—make it worth your while.”
“I _thought_ you was a gentleman. Hey, Al! _Al!_” An underfed boy with
few teeth, dusty and grown out of his trousers, appeared. “Clear off a
chair for the gentleman. Stick that valise on top my desk…. Sit down,
Mr. Wrenn. You see, it’s like this: I’ll tell you in confidence, you
understand. This letter from Bryff ain’t worth the paper it’s written
on. He ain’t got any right to be sending out men for cattle-boats. Me,
I’m running that. I deal direct with all the Boston and Portland lines.
If you don’t believe it just go out in the back room and ask any of the
cattlemen out there.”
“Yes, I see,” Mr. Wrenn observed, as though he were ill, and toed an
old almanac about the floor. “Uh—Mr.—Trubiggs, is it?”
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