Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man — John Shaqi
Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
“Yump. Yump, my boy. Trubiggs. Tru by name and true by nature. Heh?”
This last was said quite without conviction. It was evidently a joke
which had come down from earlier years. Mr. Wrenn ignored it and
declared, as stoutly as he could:
“You see, Mr. Trubiggs, I’d be willing to pay you—”
“I’ll tell you just how it is, Mr. Wrenn. I ain’t one of these Sheeny
employment bureaus; I’m an American; I like to look out for Americans.
Even if you _didn’t_ come to me first I’ll watch out for your
interests, same’s if they was mine. Now, do you want to get fixed up
with a nice fast boat that leaves Portland next Saturday, just a couple
of days’ wait?”
“Oh yes, I _do_, Mr. Trubiggs.”
“Well, my list is really full—men waiting, too—but if it ’d be worth
five dollars to you to—”
“Here’s the five dollars.”
The shipping-agent was disgusted. He had estimated from Mr. Wrenn’s
cheap sweater-jacket and tennis-shoes that he would be able to squeeze
out only three or four dollars, and here he might have made ten. More
in sorrow than in anger:
“Of course you understand I may have a lot of trouble working you in on
the _next_ boat, you coming as late as this. Course five dollars is
less ’n what I usually get.” He contemptuously tossed the bill on his
desk. “If you want me to slip a little something extra to the agents—”
Mr. Wrenn was too head-achy to be customarily timid. “Let’s see that.
Did I give you only five dollars?” Receiving the bill, he folded it
with much primness, tucked it into the pocket of his shirt, and
remarked:
“Now, you said you’d fix me up for five dollars. Besides, that letter
from Baraieff is a form with your name printed on it; so I know you do
business with him right along. If five dollars ain’t enough, why, then
you can just go to hell, Mr. Trubiggs; yes, sir, that’s what you can
do. I’m just getting tired of monkeying around. If five _is_ enough
I’ll give this back to you Friday, when you send me off to Portland, if
you give me a receipt. There!” He almost snarled, so weary and
discouraged was he.
Now, Trubiggs was a warm-hearted rogue, and he liked the society of
what he called “white people.” He laughed, poked a Pittsburg stogie at
Mr. Wrenn, and consented:
“All right. I’ll fix you up. Have a smoke. Pay me the five Friday, or
pay it to my foreman when he puts you on the cattle-boat. I don’t care
a rap which. You’re all right. Can’t bluff you, eh?”
And, further bluffing Mr. Wrenn, he suggested to him a lodging-house
for his two nights in Boston. “Tell the clerk that red-headed Trubiggs
sent you, and he’ll give you the best in the house. Tell him you’re a
friend of mine.”
When Mr. Wrenn had gone Mr. Trubiggs remarked to some one, by
telephone, “’Nother sucker coming, Blaugeld. Now don’t try to do me out
of my bit or I’ll cap for some other joint, understand? Huh? Yuh, stick
him for a thirty-five-cent bed. S’ long.”
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