Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man — John Shaqi
Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
He sprang up, put on his shoes, and paced the churchyard. It seemed a
great waste of educational advantages not to study the tower of this
foreign church, but he thought much more about his aching
shoulder-blades.
Morton came from the porch stiff but grinning. “Didn’t like it much,
eh, Bill? Afraid you wouldn’t. Must say I didn’t either, though. Well,
come on. Let’s beat it around and see if we can’t find a better place.”
In a vacant lot they discovered a pile of hay. Mr. Wrenn hardly winced
at the hearty slap Morton gave his back, and he pronounced, “Some
Waldorf-Astoria, that stack!” as they sneaked into the lot. They had
laid loving hands upon the hay, remarking, “Well, I _guess!_” when they
heard from a low stable at the very back of the lot:
“I say, you chaps, what are you doing there?”
A reflective carter, who had been twisting two straws, ambled out of
the shadow of the stable and prepared to do battle.
“Say, old man, can’t we sleep in your hay just to-night?” argued
Morton. “We’re Americans. Came over on a cattle-boat. We ain’t got only
enough money to last us for food,” while Mr. Wrenn begged, “Aw, please
let us.”
“Oh! You’re Americans, are you? You seem decent enough. I’ve got a
brother in the States. He used to own this stable with me. In St.
Cloud, Minnesota, he is, you know. Minnesota’s some kind of a shire.
Either of you chaps been in Minnesota?”
“Sure,” lied Morton; “I’ve hunted bear there.”
“Oh, I say, bear now! My brother’s never written m—”
“Oh, that was way up in the northern part, in the Big Woods. I’ve had
some narrow escapes.”
Then Morton, who had never been west of Pittsburg, sang somewhat in
this wise the epic of the hunting he had never done:
Alone. Among the pines. Dead o’ winter. Only one shell in his rifle.
Cold of winter. Snow—deep snow. Snow-shoes. Hiking along—reg’lar
mushing—packing grub to the lumber-camp. Way up near the Canadian
border. Cold, terrible cold. Stars looked like little bits of steel.
Mr. Wrenn thought he remembered the story. He had read it in a
magazine. Morton was continuing:
Snow stretched out among the pines. He was wearing a Mackinaw and
shoe-packs. Saw a bear loping along. He had—Morton had—a .44-.40
Marlin, but only one shell. Thrust the muzzle of his rifle right into
the bear’s mouth. Scared for a minute. Almost fell off his snow-shoes.
Hardest thing he ever did, to pull that trigger. Fired. Bear sort of
jumped at him, then rolled over, clawing. Great place, those Minnesota
Big—
“What’s a shoe-pack?” the Englishman stolidly interjected.
“Kind of a moccasin…. Great place, those woods. Hope your brother gets
the chance to get up there.”
“I say, I wonder did you ever meet him? Scrabble is his name, Jock
Scrabble.”
“Jock Scrabble—no, but _say!_ By golly, there was a fellow up in the
Big Woods that came from St. Cl—St. Cloud? Yes, that was it. He was
telling us about the town. I remember he said your brother had great
chances there.”
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