Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
The Englishman meditatively accepted a bad cigar from Mr. Wrenn.
Suddenly: “You chaps can sleep in the stable-loft if you’d like. But
you must blooming well stop smoking.”
So in the dark odorous hay-mow Mr. Wrenn stretched out his legs with an
affectionate “good night” to Morton. He slept nine hours. When he
awoke, at the sound of a chain clanking in the stable below, Morton was
gone. This note was pinned to his sleeve:
DEAR OLD MAN,—I still feel sure that you will not enjoy the hiking.
Bumming is not much fun for most people, I don’t think, even if they
say it is. I do not want to live on you. I always did hate to graft on
people. So I am going to beat it off alone. But I hope I will see you
in N Y & we will enjoy many a good laugh together over our trip. If you
will phone the P. R. R. you can find out when I get back & so on. As I
do not know what your address will be. Please look me up & I hope you
will have a good trip.
Yours truly,
HARRY P. MORTON.
Mr. Wrenn lay listening to the unfriendly rattling of the chain harness
below for a long time. When he crawled languidly down from the hay-loft
he glowered in a manner which was decidedly surly even for Bill Wrenn
at a middle-aged English stranger who was stooping over a cow’s hoof in
a stall facing the ladder.
“Wot you doing here?” asked the Englishman, raising his head and
regarding Mr. Wrenn as a housewife does a cockroach in the salad-bowl.
Mr. Wrenn was bored. This seemed a very poor sort of man; a bloated
Cockney, with a dirty neck-cloth, vile cuffs of grayish black, and a
waistcoat cut foolishly high.
“The owner said I could sleep here,” he snapped.
“Ow. ’E did, did ’e? ’E ayn’t been giving you any of the perishin’
’osses, too, ’as ’e?”
It was sturdy old Bill Wrenn who snarled, “Oh, shut up!” Bill didn’t
feel like standing much just then. He’d punch this fellow as he’d
punched Pete, as soon as not—or even sooner.
“Ow…. It’s shut up, is it?… I’ve ’arf a mind to set the ’tecs on you,
but I’m lyte. I’ll just ’it you on the bloody nowse.”
Bill Wrenn stepped off the ladder and squared at him. He was sorry that
the Cockney was smaller than Pete.
The Cockney came over, feinted in an absent-minded manner, made swift
and confusing circles with his left hand, and hit Bill Wrenn on the
aforesaid bloody nose, which immediately became a bleeding nose. Bill
Wrenn felt dizzy and, sitting on a grain-sack, listened amazedly to the
Cockney’s apologetic:
“I’m sorry I ayn’t got time to ’ave the law on you, but I could spare
time to ’it you again.”
Bill shook the blood from his nose and staggered at the Cockney, who
seized his collar, set him down outside the stable with a jarring bump,
and walked away, whistling:
“Come, oh come to our Sunday-school,
Ev-v-v-v-v-v-ry Sunday morn-ing.”
“Gee!” mourned Mr. William Wrenn, “and I thought I was getting this
hobo business down pat…. Gee! I wonder if Pete _was_ so hard to lick?”
CHAPTER VI
HE IS AN ORPHAN
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