Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man — John Shaqi
Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
Sadly clinging to the plan of the walking-trip he was to have made with
Morton, Mr. Wrenn crossed by ferry to Birkenhead, quite unhappily, for
he wanted to be discussing with Morton the quaintness of the uniformed
functionaries. He looked for the _Merian_ half the way over. As he
walked through Birkenhead, bound for Chester, he pricked himself on to
note red-brick house-rows, almost shocking in their lack of high front
stoops. Along the country road he reflected: “Wouldn’t Morty enjoy
this! Farm-yard all paved. Haystack with a little roof on it. Kitchen
stove stuck in a kind of fireplace. Foreign as the deuce.”
But Morton was off some place, in a darkness where there weren’t things
to enjoy. Mr. Wrenn had lost him forever. Once he heard himself wishing
that even Tim, the hatter, or “good old McGarver” were along. A scene
so British that it seemed proper to enjoy it alone he did find in a
real garden-party, with what appeared to be a real curate, out of a
story in _The Strand_, passing teacups; but he passed out of that hot
glow into a cold plodding that led him to Chester and a dull hotel
which might as well have been in Bridgeport or Hoboken.
He somewhat timidly enjoyed Chester the early part of the next day,
docilely following a guide about the walls, gaping at the mill on the
Dee and asking the guide two intelligent questions about Roman remains.
He snooped through the galleried streets, peering up dark stairways set
in heavy masonry that spoke of historic sieges, and imagined that he
was historically besieging. For a time Mr. Wrenn’s fancies contented
him.
He smiled as he addressed glossy red and green postcards to Lee Theresa
and Goaty, Cousin John and Mr. Guilfogle, writing on each a variation
of “Having a splendid trip. This is a very interesting old town. Wish
you were here.” Pantingly, he found a panorama showing the hotel where
he was staying—or at least two of its chimneys—and, marking it with a
heavy cross and the announcement “This is my hotel where I am staying,”
he sent it to Charley Carpenter.
He was at his nearest to greatness at Chester Cathedral. He chuckled
aloud as he passed the remains of a refectory of monastic days, in the
close, where knights had tied their romantically pawing chargers, “just
like he’d read about in a story about the olden times.” He was really
there. He glanced about and assured himself of it. He wasn’t in the
office. He was in an English cathedral close!
But shortly thereafter he was in an English temperance hotel, sitting
still, almost weeping with the longing to see Morton. He walked abroad,
feeling like an intruder on the lively night crowd; in a tap-room he
drank a glass of English porter and tried to make himself believe that
he was acquainted with the others in the room, to which theory they
gave but little support. All this while his loneliness shadowed him.
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