“He created a stir, sir—that is what I am getting at. Good may have
resulted too. Possibly a deal of pestilence was scorched out of the city
in that mighty fire.”
The Head eyed him seriously.
“Let me see, Rendall,” he said, “how old are you?”
“Sixteen, sir.”
“Sixteen. You are a precocious boy. You have revolutionary qualities
that do not altogether please me. You are far too introspective, and
introspection is a dangerous thing in unskilled hands. It is a pity you
do not cultivate a greater taste for outdoor games.”
“Thank you, sir, but I don’t want to shine in after life as a cup-tie
footballer or a Rugby international.”
“Possibly not, but healthy exercise promotes a healthy mind, my boy.”
“I believe, sir, that is the general opinion.”
“You venture to doubt it?”
“Well, sir, I would not attach much value to a champion heavyweight’s
views on a matter of æsthetics.”
“Æsthetics are beside the point altogether. Too much æsthetics is quite
as bad as—as—”
“Too much football, sir?”
“You are disposed to be impertinent, Rendall; I have no desire to
staunch the flowings of your brain, but I would remind you that God
equipped mankind with legs and arms, and it was clearly not the
intention that we should allow them to stagnate from disuse. That is a
piece of wisdom you would do well in taking to heart. A brain that is
overworked will conduct its owner unworthily, therefore I should tonic
yours with a little exercise.”
Wynne had never held a very high opinion of the Head since the day he
had been informed of the mysteries of perpetuating the species. On that
occasion the Head had fallen very considerably in his esteem.
He had floundered sorrowfully in his logic, had shown embarrassment, and
made a muddle of what he had to say.
For some reason the good man had confused the subject with the
commandment, “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and as his exposition was
by no means clear on either count Wynne had been greatly perplexed. He
was informed of certain consequences of sex and at the same time warned
that indulgence was forbidden. When it was over he felt he had been told
of something which by holy law was impossible of achievement. He left
the study far more uncertain as to how the race was perpetuated than he
had been on entering. Incidentally he felt rather sick, and in the
privacy of his little den he had thrown his books about and stared at
himself in the glass with a new and half-fledged understanding.
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