Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoats — John Shaqi
Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoatsCastle, Egerton
History
Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoats
Castle, Egerton
Great Britain -- History -- George III, 1760-1820 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Romance fiction
“And, O, my love! the difficulty of housing them! There’s scarce a
tradesman in the town that hath not a servant of mine.”
Kitty spoke with the careless self-importance of the wealthy woman. And
Lady Florence approved.
“How right of you, my love, to insist on Comfort!” Comfort was the
first and last of her aspirations. “Aye, I will have a little more
cream. This whipped stuff--I dare swear ’tis your idea to have it so
lavishly flavoured with the vanilla; vastly delicate. Your chocolate is
as incomparable as your agreeable self! But yours are not the years of
giddiness. I speak in all friendship, I beg you to believe.”
Kitty murmured in an absent voice, that she had married her
first--worthy Bellairs--a mere child, practically out of the nursery.
“Anyhow, my sweet Kilcroney, no woman who has had two husbands can deny
a certain amount of experience, and upon rep,” with a rolling laugh, “I
don’t care who knows that I’m on the wrong side of thirty! You must be
pretty well advanced on the right side of it?”
“If you can call twenty-eight----”
“Admit to twenty-eight, by all means!--nevertheless, ’tis an age of
discretion. And Her Majesty----”
“I understand----” said Kitty, balancing her teaspoon on the rim of
her handleless cup with a musing air--she wondered in her soul if the
excellent Lady Flo could really be taken in by this pretence; if it
were possible she did not guess that she, Kitty Kilcroney, was longing,
grilling to step into her Court shoes--as if she cared who knew that
she was over thirty her last birthday, and warming but to riper beauty
as the months slipped by!
“’Tis not,” she said aloud, with a pout, “that I would decline a post
about our gracious Queen, if ’twere offered me, God forbid! I am too
loyal a subject. But I understand the German woman, that frumpish
creature, the Keeper of the Robes--what’s her barbarous name?--hath the
royal ear, and will not suffer anything young or comely, if she can
help it, about Her Majesty--(And there’s one for you, my Lady Flo, with
your right and your wrong side of thirty!) ’Tis a vast of pity you will
not continue to occupy a position so honourable and so becoming to you.”
“To tell you the truth,” said Lady Flora unmoved, helping herself to
another macaroon, “’tis the standing that undoes your poor friend!
Conceive it, my love, full fourteen stone, and on my feet hours
every day. Hours did I say? Centuries. Look hither!” She thrust out
a large sandalled foot, which certainly had a plethoric appearance.
“’Tis swollen beyond belief. I acknowledge my stoutness. I made but
little count of it, for I’ve been a prodigious comfortable woman
along of it. ’Tis a cushioned life. It pads the mind as it were. I
assure you, I believe myself to have been, only some three months
ago, the most good-tempered woman in England. And now! ’Pon rep, I am
growing peevish! Fie upon it--stout and peevish! Was there ever such a
combination?”
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