Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoatsCastle, Egerton
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Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoats
Castle, Egerton
Great Britain -- History -- George III, 1760-1820 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Romance fiction
As if to contradict her own statement she again gave way to her jolly
laugh. Kitty, watching her through long eyelashes, sighed.
“But what can induce you to think of me, my Lady Flo? Poor little
retiring me?”
“Pray my dear, do not play the Molly Lafone with me!”
Molly Lafone! Such a comparison was too comic! Kitty laughed, and
dropped her not very successful mask.
“Upon my word, then, I believe it would suit me! But how can it be
accomplished? I am not one to push myself forward. My Lord Kilcroney
is an Irishman and no courtier, and their Majesties have their own
favourites; and indeed to begin with, I doubt whether you will find it
so easy to resign.”
“Resign, Kitty! Resign? No, dear Kilcroney, I am on the point of being
graciously dismissed. It took some management, but I was desperate.
Another month of this, I said, and Mr. Stamer will be able to look
out for a new wife--which he would do, my dear love, across my very
coffin--’twas yesterday sennight then, I made up my mind. I took my
best rose-point flounce--by the mercy of heaven it was just returned
from the lace-menders, neatly packed in tissue tied with ribbon and a
scent bag within, as elegant a parcel as you could wish to see!--and I
sought Mrs. Schwellenberg--aye, that same!--and says I, ‘For mercy’s
sake, give me a chair. My poor feet will scarce support me?’ At which
she looks as sour as a crab, and quoth she: ‘We all have veet, Lady
Florence’ (you know her vile accent), ‘but we forget dem in our great
honour and brivilege,’ ‘Would God I could forget mine,’ thinks I. But
she glances at the parcel in my hand: ‘Take a zeat,’ she says with a
roll of her old eye. ‘Ah, my good Frau,’ says I to myself, ‘you may
look, but you shan’t clutch yet a bit!’”
Lady Florence laughed reminiscently, and Kitty screamed:
“Never tell me you gave the old Dutch villain your rose-point flounce!”
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