Pamphlets and Parodies on Political SubjectsHone, William
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Pamphlets and Parodies on Political Subjects
Hone, William
Political satire, English
She threatens returning--they then try to bribe her!
The bullies turn slaves, and, in meanness, fawn on her:
They feel her contempt, and they vow her dishonour;
But she 'steers her own course,' comes indignantly
over,
And the shouts of the nation salute her at Dover!
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CONSTERNATION.
Ah, what was that groan!--
'twas the Head of the Church,
When he found she was come--
for he dreaded a search
Into what _he_'d been doing:
and sorely afraid, for
What _she_ might find out,
cried '_I'll not have her pray'd for'_;
And the B------ps, obeying their _pious_ Head,
care took
That the name of his wife
should be out of the prayer book!
A BURNING SHAME!"
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ACCUSATION.
On searching for precedents, much to their dread,
They found that they could n't well cut off her head;
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And the 'House of Incurables' raised a 'Report'
She was not a fit person to live in _his_ Court.
How like an OLD CHARLEY
they then made him stand,
In his lanthorn a _leech_,
the 'Report' in his hand.
'Good folks be so good as not go near that door
'For, though my own wife, she _is_--I could say more
'But it's all in this _Bag_, and there'll be a fine pother,
'I shall get rid of her, and I'll then get another!'
Yet he thought, to himself,--
'twas a thought most distressing,--
'If _she_ should discover
I've been M--ch--ss--g,
'There's an end of the whole!
D----rs C-ns, of course,
'If _my own_ hands are dirty,
won't grant a D------ce!'
He tried to look wise, but he only look'd wild;
The women laugh'd out, and the grave even smiled:
The old frown'd upon him--the children made sport,
And his wife held her _ridicule_ at his 'Report'!
Moral.
_Be warn'd by his fate
Married, single, and all;
Ye elderly Gentlemen,
Pity his fall!_
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PUBLICATION.
As yon bright orb, that vivifies our ball,
Sees through our system, and illumines all;
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So, sees and shines, our Moral Sun, The Press,
Alike to vivify the mind, and bless;
Sees the rat _Leech_ turn towards Milan's walls,
'Till the black slime betrays him as he crawls;'
Sees, from that recreant, vile, and eunuch-land,
Where felon-perjurers hold their market-stand,
_Cooke_, with his 'cheek of parchment, eye of stone,'
Get up the evidence, to go well down;
Sees who, with eager hands, the Green Bag cram,
And warns the nation of the frightful flam;
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