Pamphlets and Parodies on Political SubjectsHone, William
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Pamphlets and Parodies on Political Subjects
Hone, William
Political satire, English
Sees Him, for whom they work the treacherous
task,
With face, scarce half conceal'd, behind their mask,
Fat, fifty-eight, and frisky, still a beau,
Grasping a half-made match, by _Leech_-light go;
Led by a passion, prurient, blind, and batter'd,
Lame, bloated, pointless, flameless, age'd and
shatter'd;
Creeping, like Guy Fawkes, to blow up his wife,
Whom, spurn'd in youth, he dogs through after-life.
Scorn'd, exiled, baffled, goaded in distress,
She owes her safety to a fearless Press:
With all the freedom that it makes its own,
It guards, alike, the people and their throne;
While fools with darkling eye-balls shun its gaze,
And soaring villains scorch beneath its blaze.
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INDIGNATION.
The day will soon come, when 'the Judge and the
Ponderer,'
Will judge between thee, and the charge-daring
'Wanderer
Will say--'Thou who cast the first stone at thy wife,
Art thou without sin, and is spotless _thy_ life?'
Ah! what if _thy_ faults should 'outrival the sloe,'
And thy wife's, beside thine, should look 'whiter
than snow'!
Bethink thee! the old British Lion awoke,
Turns indignant, and treads out thy bag-full of smoke.
Spurn thy minions--the traitors, who counsel thee,
banish;
And the soldiers will quickly forget all their _Spanish!_
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CORONATION.
Shakspeare says, in King John, it's a curse most
abhorrent,
That '_Slaves_ take the humours of Kings for a warrant.'
A more _useful_ truth never fell from his pen,
If Kings would apply it like sober-bred men.
The Slaves of _your_ will,
will make your reign, in History,
A misrule of force, folly, taxing, and mystery:
Indulging your wish for
what, with law,'s incompatible,
For the present, they've render'd your crown
not come-at-able;
And the tongues of old women and infancy wag,
With, 'He call'd for his crown--and
they gave him the _Bag!_'
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DEGRADATION.
To this have they brought thee, at last!
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Exposed thee, for all men to see!
Ah, surely, their pandering
shall quickly be past:--
'How wretched their portion
shall be!
'Derision shall strike them
forlorn,
'A mockery that never shall die:
'The curses of hate and the hisses
of scorn,
f Shall follow wherever they fly;
'And proud o'er their ruin
for ever be hurl'd,
'The laughter of triumph,
the jeers of the world!'
THE END
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THE JOSS AND HIS FOLLY,
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