Passing of the Third Floor BackJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Passing of the Third Floor Back
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Fiction; Short stories
“Sit down!” commanded saucily Miss Kite, indicating with her fan the
vacant seat beside her. “Tell me about yourself. You interest me.” Miss
Kite adopted a pretty authoritative air towards all youthful-looking
members of the opposite sex. It harmonised with the peach complexion and
the golden hair, and fitted her about as well.
“I am glad of that,” answered the stranger, taking the chair suggested.
“I so wish to interest you.”
“You’re a very bold boy.” Miss Kite lowered her fan, for the purpose of
glancing archly over the edge of it, and for the first time encountered
the eyes of the stranger looking into hers. And then it was that Miss
Kite experienced precisely the same curious sensation that an hour or so
ago had troubled Mrs. Pennycherry when the stranger had first bowed to
her. It seemed to Miss Kite that she was no longer the Miss Kite that,
had she risen and looked into it, the fly-blown mirror over the marble
mantelpiece would, she knew, have presented to her view; but quite
another Miss Kite--a cheerful, bright-eyed lady verging on middle age,
yet still good-looking in spite of her faded complexion and somewhat
thin brown locks. Miss Kite felt a pang of jealousy shoot through her;
this middle-aged Miss Kite seemed, on the whole, a more attractive
lady. There was a wholesomeness, a broadmindedness about her that
instinctively drew one towards her. Not hampered, as Miss Kite herself
was, by the necessity of appearing to be somewhere between eighteen and
twenty-two, this other Miss Kite could talk sensibly, even brilliantly:
one felt it. A thoroughly “nice” woman this other Miss Kite; the real
Miss Kite, though envious, was bound to admit it. Miss Kite wished to
goodness she had never seen the woman. The glimpse of her had rendered
Miss Kite dissatisfied with herself.
“I am not a boy,” explained the stranger; “and I had no intention of
being bold.”
“I know,” replied Miss Kite. “It was a silly remark. Whatever induced me
to make it, I can’t think. Getting foolish in my old age, I suppose.”
The stranger laughed. “Surely you are not old.”
“I’m thirty-nine,” snapped out Miss Kite. “You don’t call it young?”
“I think it a beautiful age,” insisted the stranger; “young enough not
to have lost the joy of youth, old enough to have learnt sympathy.”
“Oh, I daresay,” returned Miss Kite, “any age you’d think beautiful.
I’m going to bed.” Miss Kite rose. The paper fan had somehow got itself
broken. She threw the fragments into the fire.
“It is early yet,” pleaded the stranger, “I was looking forward to a
talk with you.”
“Well, you’ll be able to look forward to it,” retorted Miss Kite.
“Good-night.”
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