Passing of the Third Floor BackJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Passing of the Third Floor Back
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Fiction; Short stories
The truth was, Miss Kite was impatient to have a look at herself in the
glass, in her own room with the door shut. The vision of that other Miss
Kite--the clean-looking lady of the pale face and the brown hair had
been so vivid, Miss Kite wondered whether temporary forgetfulness might
not have fallen upon her while dressing for dinner that evening.
The stranger, left to his own devices, strolled towards the loo table,
seeking something to read.
“You seem to have frightened away Miss Kite,” remarked the lady who was
cousin to a baronet.
“It seems so,” admitted the stranger.
“My cousin, Sir William Bosster,” observed the crocheting lady, “who
married old Lord Egham’s niece--you never met the Eghams?”
“Hitherto,” replied the stranger, “I have not had that pleasure.”
“A charming family. Cannot understand--my cousin Sir William, I mean,
cannot understand my remaining here. ‘My dear Emily’--he says the same
thing every time he sees me: ‘My dear Emily, how can you exist among the
sort of people one meets with in a boarding-house.’ But they amuse me.”
A sense of humour, agreed the stranger, was always of advantage.
“Our family on my mother’s side,” continued Sir William’s cousin in her
placid monotone, “was connected with the Tatton-Joneses, who when King
George the Fourth--” Sir William’s cousin, needing another reel of
cotton, glanced up, and met the stranger’s gaze.
“I’m sure I don’t know why I’m telling you all this,” said Sir William’s
cousin in an irritable tone. “It can’t possibly interest you.”
“Everything connected with you interests me,” gravely the stranger
assured her.
“It is very kind of you to say so,” sighed Sir William’s cousin, but
without conviction; “I am afraid sometimes I bore people.”
The polite stranger refrained from contradiction.
“You see,” continued the poor lady, “I really am of good family.”
“Dear lady,” said the stranger, “your gentle face, your gentle voice,
your gentle bearing, all proclaim it.”
She looked without flinching into the stranger’s eyes, and gradually a
smile banished the reigning dulness of her features.
“How foolish of me.” She spoke rather to herself than to the stranger.
“Why, of course, people--people whose opinion is worth troubling
about--judge of you by what you are, not by what you go about saying you
are.”
The stranger remained silent.
“I am the widow of a provincial doctor, with an income of just two
hundred and thirty pounds per annum,” she argued. “The sensible thing
for me to do is to make the best of it, and to worry myself about these
high and mighty relations of mine as little as they have ever worried
themselves about me.”
The stranger appeared unable to think of anything worth saying.
“I have other connections,” remembered Sir William’s cousin; “those of
my poor husband, to whom instead of being the ‘poor relation’ I could
be the fairy god-mama. They are my people--or would be,” added Sir
William’s cousin tartly, “if I wasn’t a vulgar snob.”
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