“I have heard of you,” said the other, extending his hand but not
rising. “I am John Rogers Inkslinger, the master figurer, the one and
only Real American surveyor. But you must excuse me now, for I am
endeavoring to solve the one problem that has ever baffled me. I have
been working on it steadily for two months, and still the answer evades
me.”
He at once began figuring again, and Paul Bunyan, a little awed, had no
words to say at that moment. He had no idea of what a surveyor might
be, and he feared that John Rogers Inkslinger was something greater
than himself. He would find out. So he said:
“I am a figurer also, though not a great one. Yet I might help you.
What is your problem?”
“I am looking for Section 37,” said John Rogers Inkslinger.
“Section 37?”
“Yes. I have only found thirty-six sections in each of the townships
which I have surveyed here. There should be thirty-seven.”
Paul Bunyan was delighted that he could solve the problem so easily.
“When I first logged off lower Twin Rivers valley,” he said, “I had
no logging crews, but only Babe, my big blue ox. The method I used was
to hitch Babe to a section of timber--this ox of mine, Mr. Inkslinger,
can pull anything that man can walk on--, snake it to the river, shear
off the trees, and then haul the logged off land back to its place. I
handled a township a week in this fashion; but I always left Section 37
in the river on Saturday night, and the stream would wash it away. Now
I judge that you survey the land as I measured it; consequently, you
have only found thirty-six sections in each township.”
“Bless my soul!” cried John Rogers Inkslinger admiringly. “I should
have looked you up before. But I supposed you were an ordinary man of
the forests. You would certainly make a great surveyor. You must leave
this common life you are leading and come with me. Together we will
soon have every section of land in the country staked out perfectly.”
“I have a different idea,” said Paul Bunyan.
Whereupon he unloosed his eloquence, and for the rest of the day his
richest phrases were lavished on the surveyor. And this man, sure of
the greatness of his own accomplishments, listened with strong doubts
for a long time. But at last he was convinced that logging was the
greatest of all occupations and that Paul Bunyan towered far above him
as a hero.
“I can only think of you with awe and admiration,” he said at last.
“But I have my own work, inconsequential as it now seems. So I cannot
become your figurer at present. Think, Mr. Bunyan, of Real America’s
uncharted rivers, her unstaked plains, her unplumbed lakes! It is my
mission to--to----”
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