His speech ended in a yell of fright as a monstrous red tongue was
thrust before his eyes; it passed moistly over his face, it rolled
oozily behind his ear; then he heard a “moo” that was as loud as
muffled thunder, but affectionate and kind. The surveyor wiped his face
and his spectacles and turned fearfully to see Babe, the ox whose hair
was blue as the sky, gazing at him, with a pleading tenderness in his
bulging eyes.
“Even Babe wants you to come with us,” said Paul Bunyan, his beard
shaking in a chuckle. “Such a powerful argument. Now what in
thunderation----”
John Rogers Inkslinger had let out a scream of horror that sent Babe
galloping back through the timber.
“My instruments!” cried he. “Your infernal clumsy ox has trampled them
and demolished every one. What misfortune!” He jumped to his feet and
began looking for his books and papers.
“Gone!” raged the surveyor. “That blue devil has eaten them! All of my
records, the history of my works--gone! gone! gone! Eaten by an ox! His
four stomachs are crammed with them! Gone! gone! gone!”
“Stop that caterwauling,” said Paul Bunyan impatiently. “When my
ledgers were ruined, I simply observed, ‘There is no use crying over
spilled ink.’ The hero is even more heroic in disaster than in triumph.
Be true to your pretensions.”
“Pretensions, the devil!” said John Rogers Inkslinger peevishly. “If
you had the true figurer’s soul you would give me your sympathy instead
of unconsoling platitudes.”
Then the tears began to fall from his eyes and made great splashes in
the river. Paul Bunyan, saying no more, grasped his arm and marched him
toward the camp. The two heroes walked silently until they were out
of the timber and had started over the country where Pine Orchard had
stood.
Then Paul Bunyan said conversationally, “I found a very original forest
here. But it offered splendid logging.... Thunderation again! What ails
you anyway?”
For John Rogers Inkslinger had once more burst into yells of agony.
“My stakes!” he cried. “My surveyor’s stakes! Two years’ work ruined,
utterly ruined! The stakes that marked my section lines--you have
felled them all and dragged them all to the rivers for logs! My stakes
that were to have stood forever--gone! gone! gone!”
He choked and gasped, he clutched wildly at nothingness, and then he
fainted into the appalled logger’s arms....
That winter was the only period of his career in which Paul Bunyan
knew the affliction of a guilty conscience. It was true that he
had not injured the great surveyor willfully, but the fact that he
had destroyed another man’s work could not be ignored. He had done
irreparable damage and for the peace of his soul he must somehow make
amends, devise consolations and give heart balm and recompense. He only
asked that the surveyor make any demand of him, that he give him any
opportunity to do a service that would make up for the loss.
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