Paul Gosslett's Confessions in Love, Law, and The Civil ServiceLever, Charles
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Paul Gosslett's Confessions in Love, Law, and The Civil Service
Lever, Charles
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If the peasant who drove me over to Killyrotherum did not add much to my
knowledge of Ireland by the accuracy of his facts or the fixity of his
opinions, the Rev. Dan assuredly made amends for all these shortcomings;
for he saw the whole thing at a glance, and knew why Ireland was
ungovernable, and how she could be made prosperous and happy, just as he
knew how much poteen went to a tumbler of punch; and though occasionally
despondent when the evening began, as it grew towards bedtime and the
decanter waxed low, he had usually arrived at a glorious millennium,
when every one wore an orange lily, and the whole world was employed in
singing “Croppies lie down.”
CHAPTER III. THE RUNAWAY.
I suppose I must be a very routine sort of creature, who loves to get
into a groove and never leave it. Indeed, I recognize this feature of my
disposition in the pleasure I feel in being left to myself, and my own
humdrum way of diverting my time. At all events, I grew to like my life
at Killyrotherum.
The monotony that would have driven most men to despair was to me
soothing and grateful.
A breezy walk with Lizzy down to the village after breakfast, where she
made whatever purchases the cares of household demanded, sufficed for
exercise. After that I wrote a little in my own room,--short, jotting
notes, that might serve to recall, on some future day, the scarcely
tinted surface of my quiet existence, and occasionally putting down such
points as puzzled me,--problems whose solution I must try to arrive at
with time and opportunity. Perhaps a brief glance at the pages of this
diary, as I open it at random, may serve to show how time went over with
me.
Here is an entry:--
_Friday, 17th November_.--Mem., to find out from D. D. the exact
explanation of his words last night, and which possibly fatigue may have
made obscure to me. Is it Sir Wm. Vernon or the Pope who is Antichrist?
Query: also, would not brass money be better than no halfpence? and are
not wooden shoes as good as bare feet?
Why does the parish clerk always bring up a chicken when he comes with a
message?
Lizzy did not own she made the beefsteak dumpling, but the maid seemed
to let the secret out by bringing in a little amethyst ring she had
forgotten on the kitchen table. I wish she knew that I 'd be glad she
could make dumplings. I am fond of dumplings. To try and tell her this.
Mrs. D. suspects Lizzy is attached to me. I don't think she approves of
it. D. D. would not object if I became an Orangeman. Query, what effect
would that have on my future career? Could I be an Orangeman without
being able to sing the “Boyne Water”? for I never could hum a tune in my
life. To inquire about this.
Who was the man who behaved badly to Lizzy? And how did he behave badly?
This is a very vital point, though not easy to come at.
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