Paul Gosslett's Confessions in Love, Law, and The Civil ServiceLever, Charles
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Paul Gosslett's Confessions in Love, Law, and The Civil Service
Lever, Charles
Fiction
_18th._--Lizzy likes--I may say loves--me. The avowal was made this
morning, when I was carrying up two pounds of sugar and one of soap from
the village. She said, “Oh, Mr. Gosslett, if you knew how unhappy I am!”
And I laid down the parcel, and, taking her hand in mine, said,
“Darling, tell me all!” and she grew very red and flurried, and said,
“Nonsense, don't be a fool! Take care Tobias don't run away with the
soap. I wanted to confide in you, to trust you. I don't want to--” And
there she fell a-crying, and sobbed all the way home, though I tried to
console her as well as the basket would permit me. Mem.--Not to be led
into any tendernesses till the marketing is brought home. Wonder does
Lizzy require me to fight the man who behaved badly? What on earth was
it he did?
A great discovery coming home from church to-day. D. D. asked me if
I had detected anything in his sermon of that morning which I could
possibly call violent, illiberal, or uncharitable. As I had not listened
to it, I was the better able to declare that there was not a word of it
I could object to. “Would you believe it, Gosslett,” said he,--and he
never had called me Gosslett before,--“that was the very sermon they
arraigned me for in the Queen's Bench; and that mild passage about the
Virgin Mary, you 'd imagine it was murder I was instilling. You heard
it to-day, and know if it's not true. Well, sir,” continued he, after
a pause, “Tom MacNamara blackguarded me for twenty minutes on it before
the whole court, screeching out, 'This is your parson! this is your
instructor of the poor man! your Christian guide! your comforter! These
are the teachings that are to wean the nation from bloodshed, and make
men obedient to the law and grateful for its protection!' Why do you
think he did this? Because I wouldn't give him my daughter,--a Papist
rascal as he is! That's the whole of it. I published my sermon and
sent it to the bishop, and he inhibited me! It was clear enough what he
meant; he wanted to be made archbishop, and he knew what would please
the Whigs. 'My Lord,' said I, 'these are the principles that placed
the Queen on the throne of this realm. If it was n't to crush Popery he
came, King William crossed the Boyne for nothing.'”
He went on thus till we reached home; but I had such a headache, from
his loud utterance, that I had to lie down and sleep it off.
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