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“This is the example. There was during my lifetime in the town of
Madaura, the birthplace of the philosopher Apuleius, a witch who was
able to attract men to her chamber by burning a few of their hairs
along with certain herbs upon her tripod, pronouncing at the same time
certain words. Now one day when she wished by this means to gain the
love of a young man, she was deceived by her maid, and instead of the
young man’s hairs, she burned some hairs pulled from a leather bottle,
made out of a goatskin that hung in a tavern. During the night the
leather bottle, full of wine, capered through the town up to the
witch’s door. This fact is undoubted. And in sacraments as in
enchantments it is the form which operates. The effect of a divine
formula cannot be less in power and extent than the effect of an
infernal formula.”
Having spoken in this fashion the great St. Augustine sat down amidst
applause.
One of the blessed, of an advanced age and having a melancholy
appearance, asked permission to speak. No one knew him. His name was
Probus, and he was not enrolled in the canon of the saints.
“I beg the company’s pardon,” said he, “I have no halo, and I gained
eternal blessedness without any eminent distinction. But after what the
great St. Augustine has just told you I believe it right to impart a
cruel experience, which I had, relative to the conditions necessary for
the validity of a sacrament. The bishop of Hippo is indeed right in
what he said. A sacrament depends on the form; its virtue is in its
form; its vice is in its form. Listen, confessors and pontiffs, to my
woeful story. I was a priest in Rome under the rule of the Emperor
Gordianus. Without desiring to recommend myself to you for any special
merit, I may say that I exercised my priesthood with piety and zeal.
For forty years I served the church of St. Modestus-beyond-the-Walls.
My habits were regular. Every Saturday I went to a tavern-keeper called
Barjas, who dwelt with his wine-jars under the Porta Capena, and from
him I bought the wine that I consecrated daily throughout the week.
During that long space of time I never failed for a single morning to
consecrate the holy sacrifice of the mass. However, I had no joy, and
it was with a heart oppressed by sorrow that, on the steps of the altar
I used to ask, ‘Why art thou so heavy, O my soul, and why art thou so
disquieted within me?’ The faithful whom I invited to the holy table
gave me cause for affliction, for having, so to speak, the Host that I
administered still upon their tongues, they fell again into sin just as
if the sacrament had been without power or efficacy. At last I reached
the end of my earthly trials, and failing asleep in the Lord, I awoke
in this abode of the elect. I learned then from the mouth of the angel
who brought me here, that Barjas, the tavern-keeper of the Porta
Capena, had sold for wine a decoction of roots and barks in which there
was not a single drop of the juice of the grape. I had been unable to
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