Civilization, Western -- Fiction; France -- Civilization -- Fiction; Penguins -- Fiction; Satire
The Lord having invited her to speak, she expressed herself in these
terms:
“Lord, in order to solve the problem you deign to submit to me I shall
not study the habits of animals in general nor those of birds in
particular. I shall only remark to the doctors, confessors, and
pontiffs gathered in this assembly that the separation between man and
animal is not complete since there are monsters who proceed from both.
Such are chimeras—half nymphs and half serpents; such are the three
Gorgons and the Capripeds; such are the Scyllas and the Sirens who sing
in the sea. These have a woman’s breast and a fish’s tail. Such also
are the Centaurs, men down to the waist and the remainder horses. They
are a noble race of monsters. One of them, as you know, was able,
guided by the light of reason alone, to direct his steps towards
eternal blessedness, and you sometimes see his heroic bosom prancing on
the clouds. Chiron, the Centaur, deserved for his works on the earth to
share the abode of the blessed; he it was who gave Achilles his
education; and that young hero, when he left the Centaur’s hands, lived
for two years, dressed as a young girl, among the daughters of King
Lycomedes. He shared their games and their bed without allowing any
suspicion to arise that he was not a young virgin like them. Chiron,
who taught him such good morals, is, with the Emperor Trajan, the only
righteous man who obtained celestial glory by following the law of
nature. And yet he was but half human.
“I think I have proved by this example that, to reach eternal
blessedness, it is enough to possess some parts of humanity, always on
the condition that they are noble. And what Chiron, the Centaur, could
obtain without having been regenerated by baptism, would not the
penguins deserve too, if they became half penguins and half men? That
is why, Lord, I entreat you to give old Maël’s penguins a human head
and breast so that they can praise you worthily. And grant them also an
immortal soul—but one of small size.”
Thus Catherine spoke, and the fathers, doctors, confessors, and
pontiffs heard her with a murmur of approbation.
But St. Anthony, the Hermit, arose and stretching two red and knotty
arms towards the Most High:
“Do not so, O Lord God,” he cried, “in the name of your holy Paraclete,
do not so!”
He spoke with such vehemence that his long white beard shook on his
chin like the empty nose-bag of a hungry horse.
“Lord, do not so. Birds with human heads exist already. St. Catherine
has told us nothing new.”
“The imagination groups and compares; it never creates,” replied St.
Catherine drily.
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