Bildungsromans; Boys -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Male friendship -- Fiction; Middle West -- Fiction
“Tryin' to shoot a revolaver and didn't know enough to cock her! If I
didn't know any more about revolavers than that, I'd--”
“There!” Sam exclaimed, managing to draw back the hammer until two
chilling clicks warranted his opinion that the pistol was now ready to
perform its office. “I guess she'll do all right to suit you THIS time!”
“Well, whyn't you go ahead, then; you know so much!” And as Sam raised
his arm, Penrod again turned away his head and placed his forefingers in
his ears.
A pause followed.
“Why'n't you go ahead?”
Penrod, after waiting in keen suspense, turned to behold his friend
standing with his right arm above his head, his left hand over his left
ear, and both eyes closed.
“I can't pull the trigger,” said Sam indistinctly, his face convulsed as
in sympathy with the great muscular efforts of other parts of his body.
“She won't pull!”
“She won't?” Penrod remarked with scorn. “I'll bet _I_ could pull her.”
Sam promptly opened his eyes and handed the weapon to Penrod.
“All right,” he said, with surprising and unusual mildness. “You try
her, then.”
Inwardly discomfited to a disagreeable extent, Penrod attempted to talk
his own misgivings out of countenance.
“Poor 'ittle baby!” he said, swinging the pistol at his side with a fair
pretense of careless ease. “Ain't even strong enough to pull a trigger!
Poor 'ittle baby! Well, if you can't even do that much, you better watch
me while _I_--”
“Well,” said Sam reasonably, “why don't you go on and do it then?”
“Well, I AM goin' to, ain't I?”
“Well, then, why don't you?”
“Oh, I'll do it fast enough to suit YOU, I guess,” Penrod retorted,
swinging the big revolver up a little higher than his shoulder and
pointing it in the direction of the double doors, which opened upon the
alley. “You better run, Sam,” he jeered. “You'll be pretty scared when I
shoot her off, I guess.”
“Well, why don't you SEE if I will? I bet you're afraid yourself.”
“Oh, I am, am I?” said Penrod, in a reckless voice--and his finger
touched the trigger. It seemed to him that his finger no more than
touched it; perhaps he had been reassured by Sam's assertion that the
trigger was difficult. His intentions must remain in doubt, and probably
Penrod himself was not certain of them; but one thing comes to the
surface as entirely definite--that trigger was not so hard to pull as
Sam said it was.
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