Bildungsromans; Boys -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Male friendship -- Fiction; Middle West -- Fiction
BANG! WH-A-A-ACK! A shattering report split the air of the stable, and
there was an orifice of remarkable diameter in the alley door. With
these phenomena, three yells, expressing excitement of different kinds,
were almost simultaneous--two from within the stable and the third from
a point in the alley about eleven inches lower than the orifice just
constructed in the planking of the door. This third point, roughly
speaking, was the open mouth of a gayly dressed young coloured man whose
attention, as he strolled, had been thus violently distracted from some
mental computations he was making in numbers, including, particularly,
those symbols at ecstasy or woe, as the case might be, seven and eleven.
His eye at once perceived the orifice on a line enervatingly little
above the top of his head; and, although he had not supposed himself
so well known in this neighbourhood, he was aware that he did, here and
there, possess acquaintances of whom some such uncomplimentary action
might be expected as natural and characteristic. His immediate procedure
was to prostrate himself flat upon the ground, against the stable doors.
In so doing, his shoulders came brusquely in contact with one of them,
which happened to be unfastened, and it swung open, revealing to his
gaze two stark-white white boys, one of them holding an enormous pistol
and both staring at him in stupor of ultimate horror. For, to the glassy
eyes of Penrod and Sam, the stratagem of the young coloured man, thus
dropping to earth, disclosed, with awful certainty, a slaughtered body.
This dreadful thing raised itself upon its elbows and looked at them,
and there followed a motionless moment--a tableau of brief duration, for
both boys turned and would have fled, shrieking, but the body spoke:
“'At's a nice business!” it said reproachfully. “Nice business! Tryin'
blow a man's head off!”
Penrod was unable to speak, but Sam managed to summon the tremulous
semblance of a voice. “Where--where did it hit you?” he gasped.
“Nemmine anything 'bout where it HIT me,” the young coloured man
returned, dusting his breast and knees as he rose. “I want to know what
kine o' white boys you think you is--man can't walk 'long street
'thout you blowin' his head off!” He entered the stable and, with an
indignation surely justified, took the pistol from the limp, cold hand
of Penrod. “Whose gun you playin' with? Where you git 'at gun?”
“It's ours,” quavered Sam. “It belongs to us.”
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