Bildungsromans; Boys -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Male friendship -- Fiction; Middle West -- Fiction
“Then you' pa ought to be 'rested,” said the young coloured man.
“Lettin' boys play with gun!” He examined the revolver with an interest
in which there began to appear symptoms of a pleasurable appreciation.
“My goo'ness! Gun like'iss blow a team o' steers thew a brick house!
LOOK at 'at gun!” With his right hand he twirled it in a manner most
dexterous and surprising; then suddenly he became severe. “You white
boy, listen me!” he said. “Ef I went an did what I OUGHT to did, I'd
march straight out 'iss stable, git a policeman, an' tell him 'rest you
an' take you off to jail. 'At's what you need--blowin' man's head off!
Listen me: I'm goin' take 'iss gun an' th'ow her away where you can't do
no mo' harm with her. I'm goin' take her way off in the woods an' th'ow
her away where can't nobody fine her an' go blowin' man's head off with
her. 'At's what I'm goin' do!” And placing the revolver inside his coat
as inconspicuously as possible, he proceeded to the open door and into
the alley, where he turned for a final word. “I let you off 'iss one
time,” he said, “but listen me--you listen, white boy: you bet' not tell
you' pa. _I_ ain' goin' tell him, an' YOU ain' goin' tell him. He want
know where gun gone, you tell him you los' her.”
He disappeared rapidly.
Sam Williams, swallowing continuously, presently walked to the alley
door, and remarked in a weak voice, “I'm sick at my stummick.” He
paused, then added more decidedly: “I'm goin' home. I guess I've stood
about enough around here for one day!” And bestowing a last glance upon
his friend, who was now sitting dumbly upon the floor in the exact spot
where he had stood to fire the dreadful shot, Sam moved slowly away.
The early shades of autumn evening were falling when Penrod emerged from
the stable; and a better light might have disclosed to a shrewd eye some
indications that here was a boy who had been extremely, if temporarily,
ill. He went to the cistern, and, after a cautious glance round the
reassuring horizon, lifted the iron cover. Then he took from the inner
pocket of his jacket an object which he dropped listlessly into the
water: it was a bit of wood, whittled to the likeness of a pistol. And
though his lips moved not, nor any sound issued from his vocal organs,
yet were words formed. They were so deep in the person of Penrod they
came almost from the slowly convalescing profundities of his stomach.
These words concerned firearms, and they were:
“Wish I'd never seen one! Never want to see one again!”
Of course Penrod had no way of knowing that, as regards bingism in
general, several of the most distinguished old gentlemen in Europe were
at that very moment in exactly the same state of mind.
CHAPTER V. THE IN-OR-IN
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