Peter: A Novel of Which He is Not the HeroSmith, Francis Hopkinson
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Peter: A Novel of Which He is Not the Hero
Smith, Francis Hopkinson
Bank tellers -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Wall Street (New York, N.Y.) -- Fiction
“Now, it's all behind me, my dear boy,” he cried, as we reached the
sidewalk and turned our faces up Wall Street toward Broadway. “Fifteen
hours to live my own life! No care until ten o'clock to-morrow.
Lovely life, my dear Major, when you think of it. Ah, old Micawber
was right--income one pound, expense one pound ten shillings; result,
misery: income one pound ten, expense one pound, outcome, happiness!
What a curse this Street is to those who abuse its power for good; half
of them trying to keep out of jail and the other half fighting to keep
out of the poor-house! And most of them get so little out of it. Just as
I can detect a counterfeit bill at sight, my boy, so can I put my finger
on these money-getters when the poison of money-getting for money's sake
begins to work in their veins. I don't mean the laying up of money for a
rainy day, or the providing for one's family. Every man should lay up a
six-months' doctor's bill, just as every man should lay up money enough
to keep his body out of Potter's Field. It's laying up the SURPLUS that
hurts.”
Peter had his arm firmly locked in mine now.
“Now that concern of Breen & Company, where I found my error, are no
better than the others. They are new to this whirlpool, but they will
soon get in over their heads. I think it is only the third or fourth
year since they started business, but they are already floating all
sorts of schemes, and some of them--if you will permit me in confidence,
strictly in confidence, my dear boy--are rather shady, I think: at least
I judge so from their deposits.”
“What are they, bankers?” I ventured. I had never heard of the firm; not
an extraordinary thing in my case when bankers were concerned.
Peter laughed:
“Yes, BANKERS--all in capital letters--the imitation kind. Breen
came from some place out of town and made a lucky hit in his first
year--mines or something--I forget what. Oh, but you must know that it
takes very little now-a-days to make a full-fledged banker. All you have
to do is to hoist in a safe--through the window, generally, with the
crowd looking on; rail off half the office; scatter some big ledgers
over two or three newly varnished desks; move in a dozen arm-chairs, get
a ticker, a black-board and a boy with a piece of chalk; be pleasant
to every fellow you meet with his own or somebody else's money in his
pocket, and there you are. But we won't talk of these things--it isn't
kind, and, really, I hardly know Breen, and I'm quite sure he wouldn't
know me if he saw me, and he's a very decent gentleman in many ways, I
hear. He never overdraws his account, any way--never tries--and that's
more than I can say for some of his neighbors.”
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