Petty Troubles of Married Life, CompleteBalzac, Honoré de
General
Petty Troubles of Married Life, Complete
Balzac, Honoré de
Marriage
You must now--pleasing task!--win your wife, your Caroline, over again,
seize her by the waist again, and become the best of husbands by trying
to guess at things to please her, so as to act according to her
whims instead of according to your will. This is the whole question
henceforth.
HARD LABOR.
Let us admit this, which, in our opinion, is a truism made as good as
new:
Axiom.--Most men have some of the wit required by a difficult position,
when they have not the whole of it.
As for those husbands who are not up to their situation, it is
impossible to consider their case here: without any struggle whatever
they simply enter the numerous class of the _Resigned_.
Adolphe says to himself: “Women are children: offer them a lump of
sugar, and you will easily get them to dance all the dances that greedy
children dance; but you must always have a sugar plum in hand, hold it
up pretty high, and--take care that their fancy for sweetmeats does not
leave them. Parisian women--and Caroline is one--are very vain, and as
for their voracity--don’t speak of it. Now you cannot govern men and
make friends of them, unless you work upon them through their vices, and
flatter their passions: my wife is mine!”
Some days afterward, during which Adolphe has been unusually attentive
to his wife, he discourses to her as follows:
“Caroline, dear, suppose we have a bit of fun: you’ll put on your new
gown--the one like Madame Deschars!--and we’ll go to see a farce at the
Varieties.”
This kind of proposition always puts a wife in the best possible humor.
So away you go! Adolphe has ordered a dainty little dinner for two, at
Borrel’s _Rocher de Cancale_.
“As we are going to the Varieties, suppose we dine at the tavern,”
exclaims Adolphe, on the boulevard, with the air of a man suddenly
struck by a generous idea.
Caroline, delighted with this appearance of good fortune, enters a
little parlor where she finds the cloth laid and that neat little
service set, which Borrel places at the disposal of those who are rich
enough to pay for the quarters intended for the great ones of the earth,
who make themselves small for an hour.
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