Petty Troubles of Married Life, Complete — John Shaqi
Petty Troubles of Married Life, CompleteBalzac, Honoré de
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Petty Troubles of Married Life, Complete
Balzac, Honoré de
Marriage
Caroline, having no one to take but Adolphe, takes Adolphe, who becomes
her Adolphe again. And then you should see her run about like a fawn,
and act once more the sweet, pretty, innocent, adorable school-girl that
she was! Her braids come down! She takes off her bonnet, and holds it
by the strings! She is young, pink and white again. Her eyes smile,
her mouth is a pomegranate endowed with sensibility, with a sensibility
which seems quite fresh.
“So a country house would please you very much, would it, darling?” says
Adolphe, clasping Caroline round the waist, and noticing that she leans
upon him as if to show the flexibility of her form.
“What, will you be such a love as to buy me one? But remember, no
extravagance! Seize an opportunity like the Deschars.”
“To please you and to find out what is likely to give you pleasure, such
is the constant study of your own Dolph.”
They are alone, at liberty to call each other their little names of
endearment, and run over the whole list of their secret caresses.
“Does he really want to please his little girly?” says Caroline, resting
her head on the shoulder of Adolphe, who kisses her forehead, saying to
himself, “Gad! I’ve got her now!”
Axiom.--When a husband and a wife have got each other, the devil only
knows which has got the other.
The young couple are captivating, whereupon the stout Madame Deschars
gives utterance to a remark somewhat equivocal for her, usually so
stern, prudish and devout.
“Country air has one excellent property: it makes husbands very
amiable.”
M. Deschars points out an opportunity for Adolphe to seize. A house is
to be sold at Ville d’Avray, for a song, of course. Now, the country
house is a weakness peculiar to the inhabitant of Paris. This weakness,
or disease, has its course and its cure. Adolphe is a husband, but not
a doctor. He buys the house and takes possession with Caroline, who has
become once more his Caroline, his Carola, his fawn, his treasure, his
girly girl.
The following alarming symptoms now succeed each other with frightful
rapidity: a cup of milk, baptized, costs five sous; when it is
anhydrous, as the chemists say, ten sous. Meat costs more at Sevres than
at Paris, if you carefully examine the qualities. Fruit cannot be had
at any price. A fine pear costs more in the country than in the
(anhydrous!) garden that blooms in Chevet’s window.
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