Petty Troubles of Married Life, CompleteBalzac, Honoré de
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Petty Troubles of Married Life, Complete
Balzac, Honoré de
Marriage
“The Duke of G. has not gone to London,” says the great physician, while
examining Caroline’s skin, “and there’s a good deal to be said about it
in the Faubourg St. Germain.”
“Have you patients there?” asks Caroline.
“Nearly all my patients are there. Dear me, yes; I’ve got seven to see
this morning; some of them are in danger.”
“What do you think of me, sir?” says Caroline.
“Madame, you need attention, a great deal of attention, you must take
quieting liquors, plenty of syrup of gum, a mild diet, white meat, and a
good deal of exercise.”
“There go twenty francs,” says Adolphe to himself with a smile.
The great physician takes Adolphe by the arm, and draws him out with
him, as he takes his leave: Caroline follows them on tiptoe.
“My dear sir,” says the great physician, “I have just prescribed very
insufficiently for your wife. I did not wish to frighten her: this
affair concerns you more nearly than you imagine. Don’t neglect her; she
has a powerful temperament, and enjoys violent health; all this
reacts upon her. Nature has its laws, which, when disregarded, compel
obedience. She may get into a morbid state, which would cause you
bitterly to repent having neglected her. If you love her, why, love
her: but if you don’t love her, and nevertheless desire to preserve
the mother of your children, the resolution to come to is a matter of
hygiene, but it can only proceed from you!”
“How well he understand me!” says Caroline to herself. She opens the
door and says: “Doctor, you did not write down the doses!”
The great physician smiles, bows and slips the twenty franc piece into
his pocket; he then leaves Adolphe to his wife, who takes him and says:
“What is the fact about my condition? Must I prepare for death?”
“Bah! He says you’re too healthy!” cries Adolphe, impatiently.
Caroline retires to her sofa to weep.
“What is it, now?”
“So I am to live a long time--I am in the way--you don’t love me
any more--I won’t consult that doctor again--I don’t know why Madame
Foullepointe advised me to see him, he told me nothing but trash--I know
better than he what I need!”
“What do you need?”
“Can you ask, ungrateful man?” and Caroline leans her head on Adolphe’s
shoulder.
Adolphe, very much alarmed, says to himself: “The doctor’s right, she
may get to be morbidly exacting, and then what will become of me? Here I
am compelled to choose between Caroline’s physical extravagance, or some
young cousin or other.”
Meanwhile Caroline sits down and sings one of Schubert’s melodies with
all the agitation of a hypochondriac.
PART SECOND
PREFACE
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