“DEAR ME! YOU DON’T LOOK IT. AND HOW OLD IS YOUR WIFE?” “OH, SHE BE EIGHTY-FOIVE TOO. BUT SHE’VE LOOKED IT FER THE LAST FOWRTY YEAR!”] [Illustration: =STRONG LANGUAGE.= _It is necessary in some parts of Ireland for carmen to have their names legibly written on the tailboard of the car._ _Inspector._ “WHAT’S THE MEANIN’ OF THIS, PAT? YOUR NAME’S O-BLITERATED.” _Pat._ “YE LIE--IT’S O’BRIEN!”] [Illustration: =SHAKSPEARE ILLUSTRATED.= “TEDIOUS AS A TWICE-TOLD TALE, VEXING THE DULL EAR OF A DROWSY MAN.” _King John_, Act III., Sc. 4.]