Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red SaundersPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red Saunders
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Fiction; Humorous stories
That knocked Jimmy. Underneath his dash, he was a modest fellow, and to
have his personal appearance remarked openly rattled him. Mary'd got the
war on his territory in two seconds. He looked at her, dumb; until,
seeing her holding back her laughter by means of a row of the whitest of
teeth set into the most interesting of under lips, he laughed right out
and offered his hand.
"I'll simply state in plain English," he says, not wanting to quit
whipped, "that you are the best use those eyes have ever been put to."
"That's entirely satisfactory," says Mary. "I'd have a bad disposition
not to be contented with that--and, Mr. Holton, here's a friend of
mine--Mr. Saxton."
Saxton was the only one who hadn't drawn entertainment out of the
previous performance. He and Holton shook hands without smiles. It was
more like the hand-shake before "time" is called. But they looked each
other square in the eye--honest enemies, at least--not like the durned
brute--well, he comes later.
There they stood; fine, graceful, upstanding huskies, both; each as
handsome as the other, in his own way; each as able as the other, in his
own way; one black and poetic-looking; the other fair and
romantic-looking. You pays your money and you takes your choice. Sax
knew more of books; Jim knew more of men. Sax knew the wild lands of
music and such; Jim had slept with an Injun or two watching out to be
sure he wasn't late for the office the next morning. Either one was
plenty durn good enough to make a girl fix her hair straight.
And there stood Mary, the cause of the look each man put upon the other.
She'd brought down Jim in one stroke--he was a sudden sort of jigger.
Well, there she stood; and if there's anything in having a subject worth
fighting for, those two fellers ought to have been the happiest of men.
I'm glad I can add this: Mary didn't _want_ any man to fight about
her--not much! She was the real, true woman; the kind that brings hope
in her hand. Of course she had some vanity, and if two fellows got a
little cross when she was around, that wouldn't break her heart; but to
arouse any deep feeling of anger between two men--why, I honestly
believe she'd rather they'd strike her than each other. Oh, no! She
stood for nothing of that kind. She stood heart and soul for light and
fun and kindness. If she made mistakes, it was from a natural
underrating of how the other party felt, or, like her worst mistake,
through some twisted idea of duty. There's a saying that a little
knowledge is a dangerous thing, and that's particularly true of women.
When a good woman gets hold of half a fact, she can raise the very devil
with it.
That two felt disposed to glare put restraint on conversation, and after
some talk, in which Jim fished for an invitation to call on Mary in
Panama, and got what you might call a limited order--"I shall be very
glad to see you, sometime, Mr. Holton"--he turned and treated me to a
view of Western methods.
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