Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red SaundersPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red Saunders
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Fiction; Humorous stories
"Pack your turkey and come with me, Bill," he says.
"What--_now_?" says I.
"Well, I'll wait, if you want me to," he says. "But what's your reason?"
"Not any," says I, and skipped for my truck. Isn't it surprising how
people, even boys, that ain't much troubled about fixed rules, will keep
on going the same old way; not because there's sense, comfort, nor
profit in it, but simply because it is the same old way? I've known
folks to live in places and keep at jobs, hating both, could quit
easily, yet staying on and on, simply because they were there yesterday.
I've got so that if people start talking over an act, I feel like
saying, "For Heaven's sake! Let's try it and then we'll _know_," while
at the same time it happens that their talk is so good, I feel bashful
about cutting in. Give me the Western idea. People that get an action
on, instead of an oration. That is, if they're the right kind of people.
Yet I dearly love to talk. It's a strange world!
Jimmy was the Western idea on two legs. The moment he thought of a
thing, he grew busy. And when work was over, I'd talk him against any
man I ever met. Perhaps the chief difference between the Western man's
way and the Eastern man's way is that the Westerner says it's fun and
believes it, whilst the Easterner says it's a great and holy undertaking
he's employed in, and wastes lots of time trying to believe it. We all
do the things we like to do, and we might as well admit it, cheerful.
I hadn't much more than time to say good-by all around, and find out
where Sax and Mary were going to stay, before I was off on the new deal.
"Have you ever ridden a horse?" Jim asks me, when we hit shore.
"Never," says I.
"Well," says he, rubbing his head, "we _can_ go across on the railroad,
but I'd like to stop here and there. It wouldn't be so bad if the good
critters hadn't been all hired out or bought this last rush. As it is,
you stand to get on to something that don't want you. My Pedro'd eat you
alive if you laid a hand on him, or I'd trade with you--you got to learn
sometime, Bill, but you'll get a tough first lesson here--suppose we
take the train, eh?"
Now, I hadn't come to the Isthmus of Panama to exhibit all the things I
was afraid of. I didn't like the thought of playing puss-in-the-corner
with a horse I'd never met before, a little bit, and I liked the idea of
backing out still less.
"Trot your animal out," I says. "I guess, if I get a hold on him, we
won't separate for a while."
Jim rubbed his head again.
"I don't want to lose you right in the start," he says. "These mustangs
are the most reliable hunks of wickedness on earth--"
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