Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red SaundersPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red Saunders
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Fiction; Humorous stories
"Holy Christmas!" says I--he asked as cool as he would a light for his
cigar--"What do you mean? Just _stick_ him?"
"_Certamente_," says he, "he ees no good."
I chucked my victim as far as I could throw him. "Run, you fool!" I
says, and he scuttled out of that like a jack-rabbit.
He was gone before my friend could start after him. I got the full blast
of the disappointment.
"I do not quite understand, Señor," says he, with his hand on his knife.
"Hold!" says I, "you've no call to jump me--I can't stand for a man
being slit in cold blood--no offense meant."
"I forget your service," says he. "Pardon--here ees my han'." We shook
hands. "But you have made the foolish thing," he says. "There ees a man
who ees to be keeled dead, and you let heem go--that ees more foolish as
to let the Fer-de-lance free."
"Well, I know," says I, "I suppose you're right, but my ideas ain't
quite foreign enough yet."
He smiled. "Your largeness made me mistake," says he. "I see you are a
gentleman not of so many years, but of the heart strong and the arm
stronger--you play with that man--chuckee--chuckee--chuckee--like hees
mother. Eet was lovelee. May I ask the name?"
"William De La Tour Saunders," says I, "commonly called Bill."
"Ah, Beel!" says he, "I r-r-remember. Here is Antonio Oriñez--your
frien' when you wish."
"Well, Mr. Oriñez," says I, "hadn't we better be walking along? You're
bleeding pretty free."
"_Ta!_" says he, shrugging his shoulders. "I am used to eet--still, I
go. Thees ees not a healthy land for me."
"What was the row about?" I asked, my kid curiosity coming up.
"I cannot tell even my best frien'," he answers, smiling so pleasant
there was no injury. "_Quiere poqnito de aguardiente?_"
"No," I says, "I'm not drinking at present--it's a promise I made." (Oh,
the vanity of a boy!) "But I'll trot along with you."
He shook his head. "Do not," he says, "believe me, I have reason--can I
do you any service, now?"
I was a little anxious to get on my own business. The lull from the
fight had come in the shape of a seasick feeling.
"Do you know a man by the name of Saxton?" I inquired.
He gave me a quick look--a friendly look, "Arthur
Saxton--tall--grande--play the violeen like the davil?"
"That's him."
"Around that corner, not far, on thees side," waving his left hand, "you
see the name--eet ees a es-store for food."
I was surprised enough to find that Sax had opened a grocery store.
"Thanks," says I, and swung in the saddle.
Oriñez raised a hand, playful.
"Geeve me some other ho-r-r-r-se!" says he. "Bin' opp my wounds!" he
laughed. "By-by, Beel, r-remember me, as I shall remember ju!"
"Good-by, Mr. Oriñez," says I. He called after me, "Eef you need a
frien', there is Oriñez!"
"Same to you, old man!" I says, and swings around the corner.
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