Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red Saunders — John Shaqi
Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red SaundersPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red Saunders
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Fiction; Humorous stories
Saxton was working outside the store, overseeing the unloading of some
wagons. It was a large store, with a big stock, and Sax was busy as a
hound-pup at a rabbit-hole. I rubbed my eyes. Somehow the last thing I
expected to see Sax was a storekeeper. I slipped up and put my hands on
his shoulders to surprise him. It surprised him all right. I felt the
muscles jump under the coat, although he stood still enough, and he
whirled on me with an ugly look in his eye.
I think, perhaps, of all the unpleasant positions a man can get himself
into, that of a playful friendly fit gone wrong will bring the sweat out
the quickest--you do feel such a fool!
"Beg your pardon, Arthur," says I, fairly cool, as really I hadn't done
anything for him to get so wrathy about.
But he got the best of himself at once, and the old, kind smile came,
taking out the lines that changed his face so.
"What are you talking about?" says he, playful in his turn--forced
playful, painful to see. He gave me a slap on the back and I let her
flicker at that--always willing to take a friend's intentions rather
than the results. I never went into friendship as a money-making
business.
"I thought I startled you," I said. He laughed loud, so loud that I
looked at him and backed away a little. "Startled me!" he says. "What
nonsense! When did you come in? How do you like your job? Going to stay
long?"
He fired these questions at me as fast as he could talk. I, dumb-struck,
answered somehow, while I felt around for something to think with.
He was here and there and all over, doing everything with the same
fever-hurry. Popping a string of questions at me and away before I could
answer the half of them, as if he couldn't hold his mind to one thing
more than a minute--and this was Arthur Saxton!
Part of my mind talked to him, part wrastled with Mary's hints and the
other part kept up a wondering why and what, for I felt for that man a
whole-hearted kid's worship.
A sack of flour fell from the wagon and split. Instantly Sax broke out
into a fit of cursing. I never heard anything like it. He cursed the
flour, the man that dropped it, Panama, the business, and everything
above and below, his eyes two balls of wild-fire.
The man jumped back scared. Sax's jaws worked hard; he got back an
outside appearance of humanity.
"This heat makes me irritable, Bill," he said. "Besides, there's lots of
annoyance in a new business."
"Sure," says I. I saw the flour sack was only an excuse--a little hole
to let out the strain. A person's wits will outfoot his judgment
sometimes. I had no experience to guide me, yet I knew Saxton needed
humoring.
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