Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
_Cor._ Ah, Lord, if I'm thus before I come to't, _Flippanta_, what
shall I be upon the very spot? Do but feel with what a thumpaty thump
it goes.
[_Putting her hand to her heart._
_Flip._ Nay it does make a filthy bustle, that's the truth on't, child.
But I believe I shall make it leap another way, when I tell you, I'm
cruelly afraid your father won't consent, after all.
_Cor._ Why, he won't be the death of o'me, will he?
_Flip._ I don't know, old folk are cruel; but we'll have a trick for
him. _Brass_ and I have been consulting upon the matter, and agreed
upon a surer way of doing it in spite of his teeth.
_Cor._ Ay, marry, Sir, that were something.
_Flip._ But then he must not know a word of any thing towards it.
_Cor._ No, no.
_Flip._ So, get you in immediately.
_Cor._ One, two, three and away.
[_Running off._
_Flip._ And prevent your mother's speaking on't.
_Cor._ But is t'other way sure, _Flippanta_?
_Flip._ Fear nothing, 'twill only depend upon you.
_Cor._ Nay then----O ho, ho, ho, how pure that is!
[_Exit ~Corinna~._
_~Flippanta~ sola._
Poor child! we may do what we will with her, as far as marrying her
goes; when that's over, 'tis possible she mayn't prove altogether so
tractable. But who's here? my sharper, I think: yes.
_Enter ~Money-trap~._
_Mon._ Well, my best friend, how go matters? Has the restitution been
received, ha? Was she pleas'd with it?
_Flip._ Yes, truly; that is, she was pleas'd to see there was so honest
a man in this immoral age.
_Mon._ Well, but a----does she know that 'twas I that----
_Flip._ Why, you must know I begun to give her a little sort of a hint,
and----and so----why, and so she begun to put on a sort of a severe,
haughty, reserv'd, angry, forgiving air. But soft; here she comes:
you'll see how you stand with her presently: but don't be afraid.
Courage.
_Mon._ He, hem.
_Enter ~Clarissa~._
'Tis no small piece of good fortune, Madam, to find you at home: I have
often endeavour'd it in vain.
_Clar._ 'Twas then unknown to me, for if I cou'd often receive the
visits of so good a friend at home, I shou'd be more reasonably blam'd
for being so much abroad.
_Mon._ Madam, you make me----
_Clar._ You are the man of the world whose company I think is most to
be desir'd. I don't compliment you when I tell you so, I assure you.
_Mon._ Alas, Madam, your poor humble servant----
_Clar._ My poor humble servant however (with all the esteem I have for
him) stands suspected with me for a vile trick, I doubt he has play'd
me, which if I could prove upon him, I'm afraid I should punish him
very severely.
_Mon._ I hope, Madam, you'll believe I am not capable of----
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