Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
_Clar._ Look you, look you, you are capable of whatever you please, you
have a great deal of wit, and know how to give a nice and gallant turn
to every thing; but if you will have me continue your friend, you must
leave me in some uncertainty in this matter.
_Mon._ Madam, I do then protest to you----
_Clar._ Come protest nothing about it, I am but too penetrating, as you
may perceive; but we sometimes shut our eyes, rather than break with
our friends; for a thorough knowledge of the truth of this business,
wou'd make me very seriously angry.
_Mon._ 'Tis very certain, Madam, that----
_Clar._ Come, say no more on't, I beseech you, for I'm in a good deal
of heat while I but think on't; if you'll walk in, I'll follow you
presently.
_Mon._ Your goodness, Madam, is----
_Flip._ War, horse.
[_Aside to ~Money-trap~._
No fine speeches, you'll spoil all.
_Mon._ Thou art a most incomparable person.
_Flip._ Nay, it goes rarely; but get you in, and I'll say a little
something to my Lady for you, while she's warm.
_Mon._ But S't, _Flippanta_, how long do'st think she may hold out?
_Flip._ Phu, not a Twelvemonth.
_Mon._ Boo.
_Flip._ Away, I say.
[_Pushing him out._
_Clar._ Is he gone? What a wretch it is! he never was quite such a
beast before.
_Flip._ Poor mortal, his money's finely laid out truly.
_Clar._ I suppose there may have been much such another scene within
between _Araminta_ and my dear: but I left him so insupportably brisk,
'tis impossible he can have parted with any money: I'm afraid _Brass_
has not succeeded as thou hast done, _Flippanta_.
_Flip._ By my faith but he has, and better too; he presents his humble
duty to _Araminta_, and has sent her----this.
[_Shewing the note._
_Clar._ A bill for my love for two hundred and fifty pounds. The
monster! he wou'd not part with ten to save his lawful wife from
everlasting torment.
_Flip._ Never complain of his avarice, Madam, as long as you have his
money.
_Clar._ But is not he a beast, _Flippanta_? methinks the restitution
look'd better by half.
_Flip._ Madam, the man's beast enough, that's certain; but which way
will you go to receive his beastly money, for I must not appear with
his note?
_Clar._ That's true; why send for Mrs. _Amlet_; that's a mighty useful
woman, that Mrs. _Amlet_.
_Flip._ Marry is she; we shou'd have been basely puzzled how to dispose
of the necklace without her, 'twould have been dangerous offering it to
sale.
_Clar._ It wou'd so, for I know your master has been laying out for't
amongst the goldsmiths. But I stay here too long. I must in and coquet
it a little more to my lover, _Araminta_ will get ground on me else.
[_Exit ~Clarissa~._
_Flip._ And I'll go send for Mrs. _Amlet_.
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