Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second — John Shaqi
Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
_Mon._ I can but pity poor neighbour _Gripe_. Lard, Lard, what a fool
does his wife and I make of him?
[_Aside._
_Clar._ Are not these two wretched rogues, _Araminta_?
[_Aside to ~Araminta~._
_Aram._ They are indeed.
[_Aside to ~Clarissa~._
_Enter ~Jessamin~._
_Jess._ Sir, here's Mr. _Clip_, the goldsmith, desires to speak with
you.
_Gripe._ Cods so, perhaps some news of your necklace, my dear.
_Clar._ That would be news indeed.
_Gripe._ Let him come in.
_Enter Mr. ~Clip~._
_Gripe._ Mr. _Clip_, your servant, I'm glad to see you: how do you do?
_Clip._ At your service, Sir, very well. Your servant, Madam _Gripe_.
_Clar._ Horrid fellow!
[_Aside._
_Gripe._ Well, Mr. _Clip_, no news yet of my wife's necklace?
_Clip._ If you please to let me speak with you in the next room, I have
something to say to you.
_Gripe._ Ay, with all my heart. Shut the door after us. [_They come
forward, and the Scene shuts behind them._] Well, any news?
_Clip._ Look you, Sir, here's a necklace brought me to sell, at least
very like that you describ'd to me.
_Gripe._ Let's see't----_Victoria_! the very same. Ah my dear _Mr.
Clip_----[_Kisses him._] But who brought it you? you should have seiz'd
him.
_Clip._ 'Twas a young fellow that I know: I can't tell whether he may
be guilty, tho' its like enough. But he has only left it me now, to
shew a brother of our trade, and will call upon me again presently.
_Gripe._ Wheedle him hither, dear Mr. _Clip_. Here's my neighbour
_Money-trap_ in the house; he's a justice, and will commit him
presently.
_Clip._ 'Tis enough.
_Enter ~Brass~._
_Gripe._ O, my friend _Brass_!
_Brass._ Hold, Sir, I think that's a gentleman I'm looking for. Mr.
_Clip_, O your servant; what, are you acquainted here? I have just been
at your shop.
_Clip._ I only stept here to shew Mr. _Gripe_ the necklace you left.
_Brass._ Why, Sir, you understand jewels? [_To Gripe._] I thought you
had dealt only in gold. But I smoak the matter; hark you----a word
in your ear----you are going to play the gallant again, and make a
purchase on't for _Araminta_; ha, ha?
_Gripe._ Where had you the necklace?
_Brass._ Look you, don't trouble yourself about that; it's in
commission with me, and I can help you to a pennyworth on't.
_Gripe._ A pennyworth on't, villain?
[_Strikes at him._
_Brass._ Villain! a hey, a hey. Is't you or me, Mr. _Clip_, he's
pleas'd to compliment?
_Clip._ What do you think on't, Sir?
_Brass._ Think on't, now the devil fetch me if I know what to think
on't.
_Gripe._ You'll sell a pennyworth, rogue! of a thing you have stol'n
from me.
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