Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
[_Exit ~Flip~._
+SCENE+ _opens._
_~Araminta~, ~Corinna~, ~Gripe~, and ~Money-trap~ at a tea-table,
very gay and laughing. ~Clarissa~ comes in to 'em._
_Omnes._ Ha! ha! ha! ha!
_Mon._ Mighty well, O mighty well indeed!
_Clar._ Save you, save you good folks, you are all in rare humour
methinks.
_Gripe._ Why, what shou'd we be otherwise for, Madam?
_Clar._ Nay, I don't know, not I, my dear; but I han't had the
happiness of seeing you since our honey-moon was over, I think.
_Gripe._ Why to tell you the truth, my dear, 'tis the joy of seeing you
at home; [_Kisses her._] You see what charms you have, when you are
pleased to make use of 'em.
_Aram._ Very gallant truly.
_Clar._ Nay, and what's more, you must know, he's never to be otherwise
henceforwards; we have come to an agreement about it.
_Mon._ Why, here's my love and I have been upon just such another
treaty too.
_Aram._ Well, sure there's some very peaceful star rules at present.
Pray heaven continue its reign.
_Mon._ Pray do you continue its reign, you ladies; for 'tis all in your
power.
[_Leering at ~Clarissa~._
_Gripe._ My neighbour _Money-trap_ says true at least I'll confess
frankly [_Ogling ~Araminta~._] 'tis in one lady's power to make me the
best-humour'd man on earth.
_Mon._ And I'll answer for another, that has the same over me.
[_Ogling ~Clarissa~._
_Clar._ 'Tis mighty fine, gentlemen, mighty civil husbands indeed.
_Gripe._ Nay, what I say's true, and so true, that all quarrels being
now at an end, I am willing, if you please, to dispense with all
that fine company we talk'd of to-day, be content with the friendly
conversation of our two good neighbours here, and spend all my toying
hours alone with my sweet wife.
_Mon._ Why, truly, I think now, if these good women pleas'd, we might
make up the prettiest little neighbourly company between our two
families, and set a defiance to all the impertinent people in the world.
[_Aside._
_Clar._ The rascals!
_Aram._ Indeed I doubt you'd soon grow weary, if we grew fond.
_Gripe._ Never, never, for our wives have wit, neighbour, and that
never palls.
_Clar._ And our husbands have generosity, _Araminta_, and that seldom
palls.
_Gripe._ So that's a wipe for me now, because I did not give her a
new-year's gift last time; but be good, and I'll think of some tea-cups
for you, next year.
_Mon._ And perhaps I mayn't forget a fan, or as good a thing----hum,
hussy.
_Clar._ Well, upon these encouragements, _Araminta_, we'll try how good
we can be.
_Gripe._ Well, this goes most rarely: poor _Money-trap_, he little
thinks what makes his wife so easy in his company.
[_Aside._
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