Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
_Clar._ Why, you'll have the lightning burn your house about your ears,
my dear, it you go on in these practices.
_Mon._ A most excellent woman this!
[_Aside._
_Enter Mrs. ~Amlet~._
_Gripe._ I'll keep my necklace.
_Brass._ Will you so? then here comes one has a title to it, if I
han't; let _Dick_ bring himself off with her as he can. Mrs. _Amlet_,
you are come in very good time, you lost a necklace t'other day, and
who do you think has got it?
_Aml._ Marry, that I know not, I wish I did.
_Brass._ Why then here's Mr. _Gripe_ has it, and swears 'tis his wife's.
_Gripe._ And so I do, sirrah----look here, Mistress, do you pretend
this is yours?
_Aml._ Not for the round world I wou'd not say it; I only kept it to do
Madam a small courtesy? that's all.
_Clar._ Ah, _Flippanta_, all will out now.
[_Aside to ~Flip~._
_Gripe._ Courtesy! what courtesy?
_Aml._ A little money only that madam had present need of, please to
pay me that, and I demand no more.
_Brass._ So here's fresh game, I have started a new hare, I find.
[_Aside._
_Gripe._ How forsooth, is this true?
[_To ~Clarissa~._
_Clar._ You are in a humour at present, love, to believe any thing, so
I won't take the pains to contradict it.
_Brass._ This damn'd necklace will spoil all our affairs, this is
_Dick_'s luck again.
[_Aside._
_Gripe._ Are you not asham'd of these ways? Do you see how you are
expos'd before your best friends here? don't you blush at it?
_Clar._ I do blush, my dear, but 'tis for you, that here it shou'd
appear to the world, you keep me so bare of money, I'm forc'd to pawn
my jewels.
_Gripe._ Impudent houswife!
[_Raising his hand to strike her._
_Clar._ Softly, chicken: you might have prevented all this by giving me
the two hundred and fifty pounds you sent to _Araminta_ e'en now.
_Brass._ You see, Sir, I deliver'd your note: how I have been abus'd
to-day!
_Gripe._ I'm betray'd----jades on both sides, I see that.
[_Aside._
_Mon._ But, Madam, Madam, is this true I hear? Have you taken a present
of two hundred and fifty pounds? Pray what were you to return for these
pounds, Madam, ha?
_Aram._ Nothing, my dear, I only took 'em to reimburse you of about the
same sum you sent to _Clarissa_.
_Mon._ Hum, hum, hum.
_Gripe._ How, gentlewoman, did you receive money from him?
_Clar._ O, my dear, 'twas only in jest, I knew you'd give it again to
his wife.
_Aml._ But amongst all this tintamar, I don't hear a word of my hundred
pounds. Is it Madam will pay me, or Master?
_Gripe._ I pay, the Devil shall pay.
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