Chiswick (London, England) -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Terrace houses -- Fiction
The Admiral pooh-poohed the whole thing and made elaborate arrangements
to spend a night in the house with Jim. Jim expressed his delight at
the prospect of such an adventure, and went about describing exactly
what he would do to the ghost if he saw it; but he had very bad luck
when the time came, with a sudden attack of sciatica which glued him to
his bed. The curious thing was that however often the Admiral postponed
the day for the undertaking, Jim’s sciatica inevitably returned when the
day came. So time slipped away. The Admiral said he would explore the
mystery alone, but it slipped his memory.
So the house remained tenantless, and when the Walk was painted
according to the Admiral’s instructions, Number Four had to be passed
over, and consequently looked more woe-begone than ever.
And the next thing the Walk knew was that it woke one morning to find
strange men bringing loads of furniture, amongst which was a harp, a
_forte-piano_, and a guitar-case, and that painters—not their own
painters, but an entirely unknown lot—were at work scraping off the old
paint.
The Admiral rushed out—I am shocked to say, in his slippers and
shirt-sleeves—and was told that the house was let; let, without any sort
of warning or notice; let, so to speak, over the heads of the Walk; over
his own head. And the men could not tell him the name of the new
tenant. All they knew was that it was a lady. A lady with a name they
could n’t pronounce. A foreign name. Foreign? _Foreign_?—Yes; French,
by the sound of it.
This was beyond anything the Admiral or the Walk had ever had to cope
with. However, the Admiral mastered his indignation and contented
himself with giving the painters strict and minute instructions as to
the precise shade of green they were to use so as to make the house
uniform with the rest.
He had to go to London next day to draw his pay. We know the inevitable
consequences of that excursion. The following morning he woke at midday
in a very bad humour. The first thing he saw when he threw open his
window, was Sempronius digging up his sweet peas; and the next was
Number Four painted a creamy white.
I draw a veil.
It was no use appealing to the brewer. He said he had nothing to do
with it; and when it was pointed out to him that the chaste uniformity
of the Walk was ruined, he impertinently suggested that the entire Walk
might get itself painted all over again, and painted sky-blue.
So the Admiral took his time, determined to give this malapert and
intrusive foreign woman—she had now become a woman—a severe lesson.
A few days later the house was taken possession of by an elderly female
servant—a stout and florid Bretonne, who went about, as Mrs. Poskett
said, looking a figure of fun in her national costume.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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