Chiswick (London, England) -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Terrace houses -- Fiction
Then began such a scrubbing and brushing and washing at Number Four as
the Walk had never seen. The bolder spirits—not the Admiral: he
reserved himself for the enemy-in-chief—Mrs. Poskett, and Mrs.
Brooke-Hoskyn’s nurse, made tentative approaches, but were repulsed with
great slaughter: the Bretonne could not speak a word of English. When,
however, she proceeded to tie a rope from the elm—the sacred Elm—-to the
Gazebo, to hang rugs across it and beat them to the tune of "_Malbroucq
s’en va-t-en guerre_" sung with immense gusto, Sir Peter was forced to
attack her himself. He had picked up a smattering of French in the
wars, and the Walk lined its window with eager faces to witness his
victory.
Alas, the Bretonne now pretended not to understand the Admiral’s French,
and replied to all his remonstrances, commands, and objurgations, with
"Bien, mon vieux!" while she banged more lustily on the rugs and covered
the now apoplectic Admiral with layers of dust.
The Admiral promised his subjects—Mr. Brooke-Hoskyn, I am sorry to say,
indulged in a cynical smile—that the very first hour the Frenchwoman
came into residence—the very first hour, mind you—he would teach her her
place.
The next day the house was ready for her, and the Walk could but shudder
as it looked at it: it had become so un-English. The steps were as
white as snow; the garden was trim and neat; the quiet cream paint was
offensively cheerful; the brass knocker was a poem; the windows gleamed,
positively gleamed, in the sun, and behind them were coquettish lace
curtains. The crowning offence was that every window-sill was loaded
with growing flowers. Mr. Pringle said the house standing in the midst
of its prim neighbours reminded him of a laughing young girl surrounded
by her maiden aunts; and Miss Ruth Pennymint told him he ought to know
better than to say such things in the presence of ladies.
The Admiral himself as this story proceeds, shall tell you in his own
words of the startling effect produced by the arrival of the new
tenants. Suffice it to say that it was totally unexpected, and that the
Walk was forced to readjust its views in every particular. At the point
of time we have now reached, Madame Lachesnais and her daughter,
Marjolaine, were the most popular inhabitants of the Walk, and nobody
had anything but good to say of them.
Wherefore, when, as recorded in the previous chapter, Mr. Pringle held
up a warning hand and said "Madame!" all turned expectantly.
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