Portland, Oregon, A.D. 1999, and other sketches — John Shaqi
Portland, Oregon, A.D. 1999, and other sketchesHayes, J. W. (Jeff W.)
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Portland, Oregon, A.D. 1999, and other sketches
Hayes, J. W. (Jeff W.)
American fiction -- 20th century; Portland (Or.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
"The Chinamen, more particularly have fallen into the customs of the
white neighbors and a much better feeling is manifest on both sides,
which knocks the dreaded bugaboo about the 'yellow peril.' Both Japanese
and Chinese affect the American style of dress, even to the knee pants.
Just fancy that!"
Illustration: End of Chapter 2.
CHAPTER III.
+More Startling Prophecies.+
The old lady talked fast now, often stopping for a minute or so to look
at what appeared hieroglyphics on her memorandum papers:
"I told you that I was 86 years old and the period that I am talking to
you about is just 86 years hence, so that I am merely looking ahead 86
years instead of looking backward that length of time. Please do not
confound my subject to the present time for all that I tell you is to
take place in 1999 although I speak of it as having already occurred. My
foresight is just as keen as my hindsight and all that I am telling you
is a reality to me even if it has not yet actually taken place. But it
will happen so, and just as I relate it to you.
"I forgot to tell you that the doctors will be under the supervision of
the City Commissioners. They will be paid from the city treasury and all
fees accruing from the public for medical service will be paid into the
municipal treasury. The doctors will be paid according to their ability
and civil service examination will be required ere a doctor will be
allowed to practice.
"All lawyers will have their offices in the court house and will be
assigned to cases as they come up in rotation. Each attorney must work
for the best good of his client but all cases will have a preliminary
examination before a board of three judges and unless, in their esteem,
the case is a meritorious one, it will be summarily thrown out of court.
"Lawyers cannot collect fees from clients but will receive a salary
paid out of the common fund, their emoluments greatly depending upon the
value of their services, the number of cases each has won, etc. This
state of affairs is much appreciated by both practitioner and client and
works well.
"The ministers, too, come under the supervision of the City Commission,
but as it is impossible for anyone to tell how many souls they save it
has been decided that their emoluments must come from their clients who
are the better judge of their minister's value.
"It was in the year 1950 that it became quite observable that corn,
wheat, rye and other cereals entering into the production of alcohol
had lost the power to ferment and to be converted into beer, wine and
whiskey. This was a startling announcement to the old topers but it was
nevertheless a fact and the science of making alcohol has become a lost
art.
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