Portland, Oregon, A.D. 1999, and other sketchesHayes, J. W. (Jeff W.)
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Portland, Oregon, A.D. 1999, and other sketches
Hayes, J. W. (Jeff W.)
American fiction -- 20th century; Portland (Or.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
"One would think that this would put the distilleries and breweries out
of business, but man is very resourceful and immediately those in the
liquor business began casting around for a substitute for their former
product and a splendid one was discovered which more than filled all
requirements and now, Weinhard's brewery still managed by Paul Wessinger
the Fourth, and the Gambrinus brewery, with a Mr. George Leithoff, Jr.,
at the helm, are manufacturing a beverage which exhilarates but does not
inebriate. Both of these institutions have grown to five times the size
of the early part of the century and, inasmuch as there can be no law
directed against the sale of their beverages, there is no license fee
exacted by the city from the cafes or other resorts retailing these
wares. W. J. Van Schuyver & Co., Rothschild Bros., Blumauer, Hoch & Co.,
L. Germanus, L. Coblentz & Co., still continue in business with new
faces, the old names are still on the signs, but they, too, are selling
a splendid substitute for alcoholic beverages."
The old lady paused for a minute and with a laugh remarked, "I'd like to
be able to give you of the present day the recipe for this substitute
but it would affect the gift I possess of foreshadowing the future and
I'll have to leave it a secret.
"The lighting of the city is done by one immense electric light
suspended in the air at a height of several thousand feet which
illumines the city as bright as the brightest day. No deep black shadows
are cast as was the case in former days, but a gentle, steady, pervading
light is given and a person need not have gas fixtures or electric light
fixtures in his home or place of business as the city light illumines
exactly as does the sun.
"Heat is furnished by the city through a thorough pipe system and it is
compulsory on all citizens to patronize the city's heat. No fuel in the
shape of wood and coal is used and the loss by fire is nominal and for
this reason, the premiums on fire insurance policies have been cut down
to one-quarter of the former cost. The working out of this idea has
materially helped to beautify the city and actually put the street
cleaning department out of business.
"There being so very few horses raised the overplus of stock feed is
used in the propagation of hogs and cattle and, as a consequence, the
meat and milk product has greatly increased and the prices have been
very much lessened.
"The disciples of Burbank, the once renowned horticulturist have been
getting busy and as a result many new fruits and vegetables have been
put on the market, their flavor and excellence outstripping anything
known in the early twentieth century.
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