American fiction -- 19th century; American poetry -- 19th century; American wit and humor; Short stories, American
"Oh, red, of course. Red harmonizes so well with black."
A Sporting Interest
It is a busy scene in the rear of one of Houston's greatest
manufacturing establishments. A number of workmen are busy raising
some heavy object by means of blocks and tackles. Somehow, a rope is
worn in two by friction, and a derrick falls. There is a hurried
scrambling out of the way, a loud jarring crash, a cloud of dust, and
a man stretched out dead beneath the heavy timbers.
The others gather round and with herculean efforts drag the beams from
across his mangled form. There is a hoarse murmur of pity from rough
but kindly breasts, and the question runs around the group, "Who is to
tell her?"
In a neat little cottage near the railroad, within their sight as they
stand, a bright-eyed, brownhaired young woman is singing at her work,
not knowing that death has snatched away her husband in the twinkling
of an eye.
Singing happily at her work, while the hand that she had chosen to
protect and comfort her through life lies stilled and fast turning to
the coldness of the grave!
These rough men shrink like children from telling her. They dread to
bear the news that will change her smiles to awful sorrow and
lamentation.
"You go, Mike," three or four of them say at once. "'Tis more lamin'
ye have than any av us, whatever, and ye'll be afther brakin' the news
to her as aisy as ye can. Be off wid ye now, and shpake gently to
Tim's poor lassie while we thry to get the corpse in shape."
Mike is a pleasant-faced man, young and stalwart, and with a last look
at his unfortunate comrade he goes slowly down the street toward the
cottage where the fair young wife--alas, now a widow--lives.
When he arrives, he does not hesitate. He is tenderhearted, but
strong. He lifts the gate latch and walks firmly to the door. There is
something in his face, before he speaks, that tells her the truth.
"What was it?" she asks, "spontaneous combustion or snakes?"
"Derrick fell," says Mike.
"Then I've lost my bet," she says. "I thought sure it would be
whisky."
Life, messieurs, is full of disappointments.
Had a Use for It
A strong scent of onions and the kind of whisky advertised "for
mechanical purposes" came through the keyhole, closely followed by an
individual bearing a bulky manuscript under his arm about the size of
a roll of wall paper.
The individual was of the description referred to by our English
cousins as "one of the lower classes," and by Populist papers as "the
bone and sinew of the country," and the scene of his invasion was the
sanctum of a great Texas weekly newspaper.
The editor sat at his desk with his hands clenched in his scanty hair,
gazing despairingly at a typewritten letter from the house where he
bought his paper supply.
The individual drew a chair close to the editor and laid the heavy
manuscript upon the desk, which creaked beneath its weight.
"I've worked nineteen hours upon it," he said, "but it's done at
last."
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