Pray You, Sir, Whose Daughter?Gardener, Helen H. (Helen Hamilton)
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Pray You, Sir, Whose Daughter?
Gardener, Helen H. (Helen Hamilton)
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"You treated us pretty shabbily last night, Miss King," he said,
smiling, and then he turned to Gertrude. "She left me in the middle of a
remark. We met at Grady's Pavilion, and if I'm elected, I learn that the
fathers of both of these young ladies will be my companions-in-arms in
the Assembly. They--!" In spite of herself, Gertrude's face showed her
surprise, but Ettie Berton broke in with a gay laugh.
"Are you in politics? Law me! I'd never a believed it. I don't see how
you're agoin' to get on unless you get a--"
She realized that her remark was going to indicate a belief in certain
incapacity in him, and she took another cue.
"My pa says nobody hardly can't get on in politics by himself. You see
my pa is a sort of a starter for Fan's pa in politics, 're else he'd
never got on in the world. Fan's pa backs him, and he starts things that
her pa wants started."
Francis moved uneasily, and Gertrude said: "That is natural enough
since they were friends here, and, I think you told me, were in business
together, didn't you?"
Ettie laughed, and clapped her hands gaily. "That's good! In business
together! Oh, Lord, I'll tell pa that. He'll roar. Why, pa is a
prerofessional starter. He ain't in business with no particular one only
jest while the startin's done."
The girl appeared to think that Avery and Gertrude were quite familiar
with professional starters, and she rattled on gaily.
"I thought I'd die the time he started them butcher shops for Fan's pa,
though. He hadn't never learnt the difference between a rib roast 'n a
soup bone, 'n he had to keep a printed paper hung up inside o' the ice
chest so's he'd know which kind of a piece he got out to sell; but he
talked so nice an' smooth all the time he _was_ a gettin' it out, an'
tole each customer that the piece they asked fer was the 'choicest
part of the animal,' but that mighty few folks had sense enough to know
it--oh, it was funny! I used to get where I could hear him, and jest die
a laughin'. He'd sell the best in the shop for ten cents a pound, an'
he'd cut it which ever way they ast him to, an' make heavy weight. His
price list was a holy show, but he jest scooped in all the trade around
there in no time, an' the other shops had to move. Then you ought t'
a seen Fan's pa come in there an' brace things up! Whew!" She laughed
delightedly, and Francis's face flushed.
"He braced prices up so stiff that some o' the customers left, but most
of 'em stayed rather'n hunt up a new place to start books in. Pa, he'd
started credit books with _all_ of 'em.
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