Pray You, Sir, Whose Daughter?Gardener, Helen H. (Helen Hamilton)
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Pray You, Sir, Whose Daughter?
Gardener, Helen H. (Helen Hamilton)
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"Pa, he was in the back room the first day Fan's pa and the new clerk
took the shop, after pa got it good'n started. Him an' me most died
laughin' at the kickin' o' the people. Every last one of 'em ast fer pa
to wait on 'em, but Fan's pa he told 'em that he'd bankrupted hisself
and had t' sell out to him. Pa said he wisht he had somethin' to
bankrupt on. But, law, he'll never make no money. He ain't built that
way. He's a tip top perfessional starter tho', ain't he, Fan?" she
concluded with a gleeful reminiscent grimace at her friend. Francis
shifted her position awkwardly, and tried to feel that everything
was quite as it should be in good society, and Gertrude made a little
attempt to divert the conversation to affairs of the Guild, but Ettie
Berton, who appeared to look upon her father as a huge joke, and to feel
herself most at home in discussing him, broke in again:--
"But the time he started the 'Stable fer Business Horses,' was the
funniest yet," and she laughed until her eyes filled with tears, and she
dried them with the lower part of the palms of her hands, rubbing them
red.
"The boss told him not to take anything _but_ business horses. What he
meant was, to be sure not to let in any fancy high-steppers, fer fear
they'd get hurt or sick, an' he'd have trouble about 'em Well, pa didn't
understand at first, an' he wouldn't take no mules, an' most all the
business horses around there _was_ mules, an' when drivers'd ask him why
he wouldn't feed 'em 'er take 'em in, he jest had t' fix up the funniest
stories y' ever heard. He tole one man that he hadn't laid in the kind
o' feed mules eat, n' the man told him he was the biggest fool to talk
he ever see. The mule-man he--"
Francis King had arisen, and started awkwardly toward Gertrude, with her
hand extended.
"I think we ought to go," she said, uneasily, her large eyes burning
with mortification, and an oppressed sense of being at a disadvantage.
"So soon?" said Gertrude, smiling as she took her hand, and laid her
other arm about the shoulders of Ettie, who had hastened to place
herself in the group. "I was so entertained that I did not realize that
perhaps you ought to go before it grows late--oh," glancing at a tiny
watch in her bracelet, "it is late--too late for you to go way down
there alone. I will send James, or--"
"Allow me the pleasure, will you not?" asked Avery, bowing first to
Gertrude, and then toward Francis, and Gertrude said:--
"Oh, thank you, if--" but Ettie clapped her hands in glee.
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