Prejudices, fifth seriesMencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
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Prejudices, fifth series
Mencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
American essays -- 20th century; American literature -- History and criticism; Literature -- History and criticism
The arguments that are brought against it are chiefly arguments, not
against the thing itself, but only against its political accompaniments
and consequences, most of them transient and gratuitous. They reached
a high tide of obnoxiousness, revolting to all self-respecting
men, during the last great moral combat. That combat was carried
on, at least from this side of the fence, in a grossly hysterical,
disingenuous, cowardly and sordid manner. The high participating
parties were vastly alarmed by the foe, and insanely eager to keep
business going as usual, and even better than usual. The result was
that the thing began as a sort of Methodist revival and ended as a raid
on a gentleman’s winecellar, with the Prohibition agents fighting among
themselves for the best jugs. The richest of them, once peace came,
began sending the others extortionate bills for the brass-knuckles,
Bibles and jimmies that all had used in common, and the heroes serving
this usurer began demanding tips in cash. But all that swinishness, I
submit, had no necessary connection with war itself. It is perfectly
possible to conduct war in a gallant and honorable manner, and without
using it as a mere cloak to rob noncombatants. More, the thing has
been done, and many times in the history of the world. If it has been
seldom done by democratic nations, then blame democracy, not war. In
democratic nations everything noble and of good account tends to decay
and smell badly.
War itself, in its pure form, is something quite different. It is a
combat of men who believe that a short and adventurous life, full
of changing scenes and high hazards, is better than a safe and dull
one--in other words, that it is better to have lived magnificently than
to have lived long. In this doctrine I am unable to discern anything
properly describable as fallacy. If you argue that, assuming every man
to embrace it, the human race would come to an end, I reply at once
that you assume something wholly impossible. And if you argue that the
life of a warrior is not actually magnificent, then I report that the
warrior should be permitted to judge of that himself. Against all such
arguments lie the plain facts that the great races of the world have
always been more or less warlike, and that war has attracted the talent
and satisfied the aspiration of some of their best men. I do not speak
of antiquity alone; I speak of our own time. The English, the Germans
and the French are all warlike, to-day as always--and if you took away
the English, the Germans and the French _Homo sapiens_ would be shorn
of his stomach, his liver and his ductless glands. If war is immoral,
then these great races are all immoral, and so are their greatest men.
The pacifists, of course, do not shrink from that absurd argument.
But the more they maintain it the more it becomes evident that, as
logicians, they are on all fours with the Prohibitionists.
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