Prejudices, fifth seriesMencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
History
Prejudices, fifth series
Mencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
American essays -- 20th century; American literature -- History and criticism; Literature -- History and criticism
A comic scene? Somehow, no. The poor half-wits were too horribly in
earnest. It was like peeping through a knothole at the writhings of
people in pain. From the squirming and jabbering mass a young woman
gradually detached herself--a woman not uncomely, with a pathetic
homemade cap on her head. Her head jerked back, the veins of her neck
swelled, and her fists went to her throat as if she were fighting for
breath. She bent backward until she was like half a hoop. Then she
suddenly snapped forward. We caught a flash of the whites of her eyes.
Presently her whole body began to be convulsed--great throes that
began at the shoulders and ended at the hips. She would leap to her
feet, thrust her arms in air, and then hurl herself upon the heap. Her
praying flattened out into a mere delirious caterwauling, like that of
a Tom cat on a petting party. I describe the thing discreetly, and as a
strict behaviorist. The lady’s subjective sensations I leave to infidel
pathologists, privy to the works of Ellis, Freud and Moll. Whatever
they were, they were obviously not painful, for they were accompanied
by vast heavings and gurglings of a joyful and even ecstatic nature.
And they seemed to be contagious, too, for soon a second penitent, also
female, joined the first, and then came a third, and a fourth, and a
fifth. The last one had an extraordinary violent attack. She began
with mild enough jerks of the head, but in a moment she was bounding
all over the place, like a chicken with its head cut off. Every time
her head came up a stream of hosannas would issue out of it. Once she
collided with a dark, undersized brother, hitherto silent and stolid.
Contact with her set him off as if he had been kicked by a mule. He
leaped into the air, threw back his head, and began to gargle as if
with a mouthful of BB shot. Then he loosed one tremendous, stentorian
sentence in the tongues, and collapsed.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account