Prejudices, fifth seriesMencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
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Prejudices, fifth series
Mencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
American essays -- 20th century; American literature -- History and criticism; Literature -- History and criticism
By this time the performers were quite oblivious to the profane
universe and so it was safe to go still closer. We left our hiding
and came up to the little circle of light. We slipped into the vacant
seats on one of the rickety benches. The heap of mourners was directly
before us. They bounced into us as they cavorted. The smell that they
radiated, sweating there in that obscene heap, half suffocated us. Not
all of them, of course, did the thing in the grand manner. Some merely
moaned and rolled their eyes. The female ox in gingham flung her great
bulk on the ground and jabbered an unintelligible prayer. One of the
men, in the intervals between fits, put on his spectacles and read his
Bible. Beside me on the bench sat the young mother and her baby. She
suckled it through the whole orgy, obviously fascinated by what was
going on, but never venturing to take any hand in it. On the bed just
outside the light half a dozen other babies slept peacefully. In the
shadows, suddenly appearing and as suddenly going away, were vague
figures, whether of believers or of scoffers I do not know. They seemed
to come and go in couples. Now and then a couple at the ringside would
step out and vanish into the black night. After a while some came
back, the males looking somewhat sheepish. There was whispering outside
the circle of vision. A couple of Fords lurched up the road, cutting
holes in the darkness with their lights. Once someone out of sight
loosed a bray of laughter.
All this went on for an hour or so. The original penitent, by this
time, was buried three deep beneath the heap. One caught a glimpse,
now and then, of her yellow bobbed hair, but then she would vanish
again. How she breathed down there I don’t know; it was hard enough
six feet away, with a strong five-cent cigar to help. When the praying
brothers would rise up for a bout with the tongues their faces were
streaming with perspiration. The fat harridan in gingham sweated like
a longshoreman. Her hair got loose and fell down over her face. She
fanned herself with her skirt. A powerful old gal she was, plainly
equal in her day to a bout with obstetrics and a week’s washing on the
same morning, but this was worse than a week’s washing. Finally, she
fell into a heap, breathing in great, convulsive gasps.
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