Prejudices, fourth seriesMencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
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Prejudices, fourth series
Mencken, H. L. (Henry Louis)
American essays -- 20th century; American literature -- History and criticism; Literature -- History and criticism
foe, and the Americanos won their continent at the expense of a few
dozen puerile skirmishes with savages. All the Indian wars in American
history, from the days of John Smith to those of Custer, did not bring
down as many men as the single battle of Tannenberg. The total cost of
conquering the whole area from Plymouth Rock to the Golden Gate and
from Lake George to the Everglades, including even the cost of driving
out the French, Dutch, English and Spaniards, was less than the cost of
defending Verdun.
So far as I can make out there is no record in history of any
Anglo-Saxon nation entering upon any great war without allies, nor
upon any war at all when there was the slightest danger of getting
beaten, or even of suffering serious damage. The French have done it,
the Dutch have done it, the Germans have done it, the Japs have done
it, and even such inferior nations as the Danes, the Spaniards, the
Boers and the Greeks have done it, but never the English or Americans.
Can you imagine the English taking such a chance as the Germans took
in 1914, or as the Turks took in 1922, or as the French prepare to
take today? Can you imagine the United States resolutely facing a war
in which the odds against it were as huge as they were against Spain
in 1898? It seems to me that the facts of history are wholly against
any such fancy. The Anglo-Saxon always tries to take a gang with him
when he goes to war, and even when he has it behind him he is very
uneasy, and prone to fall into panic at the first threat of genuine
danger. Here I put an unimpeachably Anglo-Saxon witness on the stand,
to wit, Dr. Charles W. Eliot, of Harvard. I find him saying, in an
article quoted with approbation by the _Congressional Record_, that
during the Revolutionary War the colonists now hymned so eloquently
in the school-books “fell into a condition of despondency from which
nothing but the steadfastness of Washington and the Continental army
_and the aid from France_ saved them,” and that “when the War of
1812 brought grave losses a considerable portion of the population
experienced a moral collapse, from which they were rescued only by the
exertions of a few thoroughly patriotic statesmen and the exploits of
three or four American frigates on the seas”--to say nothing of an
enterprising Corsican gentleman, Bonaparte by name. In both these
wars the Americans had enormous and obvious advantages, in terrain, in
allies and in men; nevertheless, they fought, in the main, very badly,
and from the first shot to the last a majority of them stood in favor
of making peace on almost any terms. The Mexican and Spanish Wars I
pass over as perhaps too obscenely ungallant to be discussed at all;
of the former, General U. S. Grant, who fought in it, said that it was
“the most unjust war ever waged by a stronger against a weaker nation.”
Who remembers that, during the Spanish War, the whole Atlantic Coast
trembled in fear of the Spaniards’ feeble fleet--that all New England
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