Priscilla and Charybdis: A Story of AlternativesMoore, Frank Frankfort
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Priscilla and Charybdis: A Story of Alternatives
Moore, Frank Frankfort
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That was his style of oratory, and it did very well. But of course, he
was not always so successful as he was upon this occasion in dragging in
a connection between one of his stories and an election topic. Priscilla
was not always at hand to give him a hint of the possibility of
turning a story to good account. But his audience cared no more for the
appropriateness of a story to an election issue than children care for
the moral of a fable. They wanted to be entertained and he entertained
them, and they found him a jolly good fellow, and affirmed their belief
in varying keys the moment he got upon his legs and the moment he sat
down.
Mr. Forrester began to feel that there was more than a likelihood
that the Wingfields would win. He took care to arrange with the local
organization to have a sufficient number of sound dull speakers
to precede Jack’s efforts and to follow them up. The difficulty
of providing such speakers is never insuperable in an agricultural
constituency, or for that matter, in any other constituency.
But the _coup de theatre_ of Jack’s campaign was due to the happy
accident of a conscientious objector--not one of those who had been
provided by the management--being present in the gallery one night, when
Mr. Wingfield had been affirming (for the fiftieth time) that he was
heart and soul an agriculturist.
“Look here, mister,” this person sang out. “Look here, we’ve heard a
deal about you and the lady (cheers and cries of ‘Turn him out!’) No,
nobody will turn me out.”
“You’re right there, my lad,” cried Jack. “We don’t want anybody turned
out. We want somebody turned in--into Parliament, and I’ve the authority
of that person for saying that he doesn’t want to be turned in by
turning other people out. Go on, my friend. It’s a free country.”
“So I was hoping, sir. Well, what I want to know is this. Did ever you
or your lady do a real day’s work yourselves? That’s what I want to
know.”
There was some laughter and some confusion at the back of the hall, for
it seemed that there were conscientious ejectors present as well as the
conscientious objector. While order was being restored, Priscilla said
something in Jack’s ear, and at once he held up his hand for silence.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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